How do you teach a 4-year-old that they are a sinner?

During a recent meeting about the religion curriculum, we the Kindergarten educators talked about ways to teach kids about Jesus. The religion teaching resource program that is provided for us (The only one approved by the Ontario government) doesn’t address the Bible’s old testament. It covers the story of creation and then skips ahead to the nativity.

The question for us is whether to try to teach the old testament narrative in our classes. Personally, I wouldn’t feel comfortable trying to teach a lot of those stories to 3, 4, and 5 year olds. I would do it if I had to, but the government isn’t giving a clear directive on that. It is up to me to decide whether or not I want to try to unpack that part of the Bible with the students.

On that same day we had another meeting about racism. We heard from an expert in the field who said that, like sex, it is better to talk to kids about racism, even if you don’t do the best job of it. If you don’t talk about it at all, then the kids will get all their information from peers or the internet. So, even though we are not experts, it is better to at least attempt to tackle the subject than it is to avoid it altogether.

That leads me to the topic of sin. A few years ago, while trying to teach my kinder class about Jesus, a little girl put up her hand and said, “Jesus died for our sins.” My approach, up until that point, had been to present Jesus as a model for God’s love. “Jesus came to tell us how much God loves us, and to show us how to live the best way.” Was what I said (more or less). But for many Christians, the most important part of Jesus’ life was his death. “Jesus died for our sins.” But I ask myself, what does that mean in Kindergarten?

“You killed Jesus when you took magnet blocks from Michelle and Thomas!” Imagine that was what I told the students? I am not saying that Jesus didn’t die for our sins. I am saying that I do not understand exactly what I should teach Kindergarten students about that.

One of the criticisms of evangelical youth movements is that they instill guilt in young people. When teaching kids, there are inherent problems in the traditional idea that Jesus earned forgiveness for our sins through his death on the cross. If we needed Jesus to intervene and “pay the price” for us, then it means that we do not merit forgiveness on our own. Many evangelical movements are big on the idea of hell. But if the idea is that, on our own, without the intervention of Jesus, we would be going to hell for our sins, some critics ask what sins the youths in evangelical churches could commit, which would justify eternity in hell?

In my classroom I certainly see sin every day. But I don’t want to tell kids that their actions are enough to earn them an eternity in hell, or that they resulted in the death of Jesus. Sin is a part of everyday life, even in my life. I am not perfect. Teaching kindergarten holds a mirror up to my face and shows me all my imperfections. Sometimes I am too harsh with kids. Sometimes I am too lazy or uncaring, and I don’t help a kid as much as I should. Sometimes I am less than the ideal teammate.

Kindergarten is the one grade that always has two educators per class (as long as there are more than 15 students). There are a teacher and  an Early Childhood Educator. Overall, I have always had a good experience with my E.C.E. teaching partners. But, if I am being honest, I have not always treated them fairly. Sometimes I have asked too much of them. Or I have excluded them from the planning process, so that they have not been able to contribute as much as they could have.

I once had a regrettable “run in” with an E.C.E. partner. It was near the beginning of the year. We were trying to figure out, on the fly, how to arrange our days. There had been some changes to the recess times, and we were both trying to figure out how to fit everything that we wanted to do into the day. I was consulting other teachers who had the same schedule, but my partner felt like she was being left out of the process. Communication between us broke down, and pretty much everything else went down the drain with it. We were both frustrated. But I do not like confrontations, so I let it fester. By the time I finally broke the silence, I had held my frustrations in for too long. I was too emotionally charged when I finally talked to her. I kind of blew-up. It was like a one directional blast. I don’t regret the basics of what I said, but I certainly regret how I said it.

Things were awkward after that. I experienced a lot of guilt. I was trying to make things right, but it was hard to even look her in the eye. Then one day while patrolling the yard I thought about Jesus, and I experienced his presence in my heart. (In retrospect I realized that my guilt and pain made me more open to him.) When I felt his presence in my heart, I was pacified. I felt completely loved and safe. I realized the truth in the Gospel passage where Jesus is quoted as saying “I have not come to call the righteous but sinners to repentance.” (Luke 5:32) In that moment I was actually grateful for everything that had brought me to that vulnerable state of being a sinner, called by Jesus.  

I think everyone knows that kind and generous actions, and good clean-living lead to increased happiness. There are those who deny the truth but, in general, I think that most people know that if you are nice to everyone, everyone is nice to you. If you are unselfish in life, your needs get taken care of. And, if you are kind to your body, then you will wake up feeling good in the morning. But God is in every aspect of human existence, and he does not reserve his grace only for the people who do everything right all the time. In the Gospel of Matthew, Jesus is quoted as saying “he (God) makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good and sends rain on the righteous and on the unrighteous.” (Matthew 5:45)

I generally try my best to be a good human being, but sometimes I fail. The blow up with the E.C.E. was a failure on my part. I could have been kinder and more sensitive to her from the beginning. I could have spent more time examining my conscience. If I had, I would have realized the role of my pride and ego in the situation. I could have planned out a proper conversation and practiced it so that my tone was better. Either way, I could have done better. And, if I could see that, then Jesus could see that as well. But if Jesus knows that I could have done better, why did he comfort and reassure me after I failed?

Jesus did what good educators do for kids: give them a way forward. Jesus gave me a way forward from the pain and awkwardness of having hurt a friend. My heart hurts when I hurt someone else. I am sure that everyone’s does, more or less. Jesus had compassion on me, a repentant sinner with a hurting heart. He came to me to lift me up, soothe my heart, and help me go forward and work towards a better future with the E.C.E.

Good educators know that it is not enough to just tell students what to do. You need to give them opportunities to put things into practice. They need immediate feedback. And, sometimes, they need one-to-one help. God gave us lots of scriptures telling us what to do, and he gives us wisdom figures as examples. Our day-to-day lives are our opportunity to practice. Our families, friends, co-workers, and people we run into daily provide immediate feedback. And, when we need it, Jesus provides one-to-one help. Those moments end up being the sweetest. The experience of Jesus, one-to-one, is what all the mystics sang and wrote about. It is an indescribable sweetness. It is paradoxical that I experienced it when I screwed up instead of when I did everything right. But Jesus did say that he came to call sinners.

What does all this mean for evangelical youth movements? Good question.

One of the priests in my former religious order used to say that we can’t fully understand the mechanism of salvation. We can’t fully understand Jesus, and why he did what he did. But he said, “Something happened on that cross, and the world was forever different after.” Personally, I do not think it was about Jesus erasing the karmic guilt of our actions. When I screwed up, I didn’t need Jesus to drop a note from the sky saying, “It’s o.k., I died on the cross so that you can still go to heaven even though you were a jerk to your E.C.E.” That wouldn’t satisfy me because, in my heart, I still want to do better. I don’t want forgiveness for being a jerk, I want to stop being a jerk. I want to be transformed into a better person. The greatness of Jesus is that he forgives us for being who we are now, and he transforms us into something deeper, fuller, and greater.

But all Christians (myself included) should be careful not to think that they have all the answers or, worse yet, that some rich evangelical preacher (or poor blogger) has all the answers. We need to leave room for God’s grace in our lives. The more room, the better.

Like a baby staring at its mother

Another year in Kindergarten means another group of kids who need to get comfortable using the school bathroom. So far, we have had some successes and some “works in progress”. But some kids still just are not ready to try. That means that a few of my youngest students are in pull-ups. I have an unusually young group of students. I had the highest number of 3-year-olds on the first day of school that I have ever had. There are some good things about that. Some of them are absolutely adorable. And, with them being so young, I feel better about whatever progress and achievements they make at school.

I have a great job, really. But it requires a certain tolerance to noise and busy-ness. I think that I have always had that ability. I know that I can sit in a busy bus station, train station or airport and pray/meditate with peace of mind. Maybe it comes from growing up as the youngest of four children all born within a 4.5 year window. I think that I find it deeply reassuring to be in busy places with lots of people around. It is like, “A piano can’t fall on ALL of us.”

I think that I also have a lot of empathy, which helps me to not only do my job, but to derive satisfaction from it. I feel bad for the kids who are afraid to use the bathroom. And, if I can get them into that habit, I feel like I have done something really good. To be honest, it feels better to help a kid avoid peeing their pants then it does to help them print the letter A properly.

One of my little guys this year was quite hesitant about using the bathroom. Whenever I asked him if he needed to go, he would shake his head to say no. But he was having frequent accidents. (I can write this without worrying about privacy rights because I could actually be writing about any of a number of my students! Lol) So I started taking him to the bathroom. I helped him the first time or two. After that I just guided him to the door. But he wouldn’t come out on his own when he was finished. He waited for me to let him out. It broke my heart one day to find that he had been waiting in there for 10 minutes before I came back and found him. I talked to him about coming out on his own. Now I can just tell him to go and he goes. Soon I won’t even have to do that. That is a success, in my eyes. But still, just because the pee problem is solved doesn’t mean that it is all smooth sailing. There is a second part about going to the bathroom, often called “number 2.” We still haven’t solved that problem yet. I had to change his poopy butt once this week. But I had to change two others as well, from other students.

That is one of the reasons that I am considering leaving Kindergarten next year. I have a baby at home, and I want to stay healthy to take care of him. I don’t want to be giving him all the viruses that I get exposed to. Last year I got severe pneumonia which I am still recovering from. The year before that I got worms. I risk that every time I change a poopy butt. (The worms’ eggs are so tiny that they get picked up in the air and can be inhaled and then make their way to your intestines!)

So, maybe one day I will no longer be the Kindergarten monk. That would be a big loss for all 8 of my readers! (Who I do appreciate very much. Really. Please email me or something if you want me to write about a certain topic or question!)

I would miss Kindergarten. That is for sure. My Guru said that children are the closest to God. He didn’t mean that they are dearest to God. He meant that they are the most like God. He said that when babies are flailing around and being a baby, it is the Holy Spirit, or the energy of God at work in their bodies. It is not yet their ego consciousness. Babies are the most natural. They are as they are created. And they are created by God, with his breath of life within them.

I love our baby. I can’t say “my baby” because he belongs to both my wife and I, and she does more of the work than I do. But I do spend a lot of time with him. I take him as much as I can, to give my wife a break and let her do what she needs to do. We have a good system going and she seems to be doing well. I am burning out, for sure. But things should get easier both at home and at work. So, I will survive.

One of my favourite things is when the baby stares at his mom, my wife. Sometimes she sits beside me when I am holding him, and he just stares at her. When I watch him stare at her, I understand how babies are closest to God. He isn’t hankering after other things. He doesn’t need TV or a smartphone. He can just stare at her and be at peace. He is not restless. I think that God is like that with us. He can just stare at us. Think about it: If we believe him to be omniscient, he has to be aware of everything that we are doing. That idea freaks a lot of people out. Their pride and shame make them reject the whole idea of God. Nobody likes to be judged. But I don’t think that God is judging us. I think he is watching, yes, but without judgement.

This is a hard time to be alive. In some ways everything is easy and comfortable. But it is hard to feel like one is doing a good job of being a human being. We often waste days, weeks, months, or years on idle distractions. We might feel like failures in many ways. Maybe we wasted our health? Maybe we treated loved ones badly? There are a million and one reasons to feel regret in life. But when I watch my baby looking at my wife, I know that is how God looks at us. He sees it all and understands it all. It is all natural. It is all part of the process. However you want to understand it, either through a lens of Christianity or Eastern spirituality, the world is created by God and it is his energy at work in it. My wife and our son are bonded to each other. They are one, in some ways. That baby cannot judge his mother, nor can she judge him. There is only love. We need to remember that we can have the same type of relationship with God. The baby isn’t scrutinizing as he looks at his mom. He is just looking at her because she is his whole world. It makes me think of creation: the whole world that God created out of his own free will, but which was not complete until he created us. Maybe we are God’s whole world?

Psalms and “the strap” on the first day of school

I have much that I could write about today. When I wrote my last post I had only spent a few days with this year’s group of students. Now we have finished 2.5 weeks together and we are starting to settle into a groove. I am a very lucky man. I have an amazing wife, an adorable baby son and, so far, a very easy group of students to work with. I don’t want to jynx it, but this is the easiest group that I have had yet. And they are “high” too. That is a teacher term which means academically strong. When teachers talk to each other about a student who struggles academically, they use the word “low” to describe them. Every generation has their own terminology. As soon as one term gets known widely enough that people start using the word as an insult, the professionals switch to a different term. The word idiot used to be an official, and quite acceptable term to describe people of certain conditions. Then people started calling each other idiots, and the psychologists came up with new terms. I don’t like calling kids high or low. It is just as demeaning as calling someone an idiot. Anyway, my students this year are high, for lack of a better word. That means that my days have been easier than they were last year, and the year before that, and the year before that. Thank God. My wife thinks that it is because I am no longer dealing with kids who were affected by the COVID disruptions. Who knows. Maybe God just gave me a break this year so that I will have more energy and patience for my wife and child.

But I’m not going to write about my class, or the first 2.5 weeks of school. I am going to write about one of my uncles who finished school 60 years ago, give or take a year. My dad’s family emigrated from the Netherlands when he was 2 years old. At the time, he had 2 older brothers and an older sister. His parents ended up having 9 kids altogether, four born in the Netherlands and five born in Canada. My dad spoke Dutch in the house as a kid. He learned English in grade one. He was and is a smart guy, and he wasn’t the only European immigrant in the class, so he did fine and learned English quickly. My dad enjoyed school, overall. He graduated from high school (not everyone did back then) and then did a three year university degree.

Not everyone in my dad’s family liked school. One of my uncles got “the strap” on his very first day of school. He still talks about that almost 70 years later. He still cannot believe that he got the strap on the first day of school. He says that it soured him for the rest of his school years. He always resented teachers from that day on.

You might be thinking to yourself, “Maybe he deserved it.” But think about it: Unless he was assaulting another student or destroying property, how could he deserve punishment on his first day of school? (He wasn’t hurting anyone, BTW). When I was being interviewed for my permanent contract (an interview I aced, so I was told afterwards) I said that one of my guiding principles is that you cannot get a kid in trouble for doing something that you haven’t told them not to do. Considering that my uncle didn’t even understand the language, how could he have known what to do and not do on the first day of school? How could an adult expect him to have known the rules well enough to warrant being punished for breaking them? A person needs to be able to understand their actions in order for punishment to be effective. And punishment needs to be effective in order for it to be justifiable.

O.k. I am going to switch gears for a second. Hold on.

This past Friday a couple of teachers and I gathered 45 minutes before the start of the school day for a little prayer liturgy. It was my idea. I proposed that we try praying the Liturgy of the Hours together. (google it if you are curious). I prayed it with the Friars every day for three years, so I kind of miss it. Only 2 of my colleagues came (this time) but it was a nice experience, and we are going to make it a semi regular thing.

In the Liturgy of the hours, one reads Psalms and other prayers out loud. Religious communities do this altogether, and in chorus. When reading a psalm, the people on one half of the room read 4 verses, then the other side of the room does the next 4, and they alternate. When I was in Ireland, we often sang them, which made it feel even more special.

When I first joined the Friars and started doing this every day with them, I thought it was silly. It didn’t feel like real prayer. (Which I thought of being silent and personal) And the psalms felt so archaic. Some of them mentioned bullocks, sheep, cedars of Lebanon, and other stuff which seemed to have nothing to do with anything. I thought we should be doing something more personal, and expressive. But over time I realized that the psalms are extremely personal. They speak of the deepest truths of human existence. They cut to the core. They talk about the hard times, the struggles, the personal disappointments, the hopelessness, and how God is with us through it all, doing his saving work. He feeds us and guides us, chastising us at times, but always carrying us through. One psalm speaks of the way that evil doers appear to prosper, but they are eventually cut down. Their evil deeds catch up to them. The righteous, however, will flourish.

The whole text is here: Psalm 92 (NSRV)

It is good to give thanks to the Lord, to sing praises to your name, O Most High,
 to declare your steadfast love in the morning and your faithfulness by night,
 to the music of the lute and the harp, to the melody of the lyre.
 For you, O Lord, have made me glad by your work; at the works of your hands I sing for joy. How great are your works, O Lord! Your thoughts are very deep!
 The dullard cannot know; the stupid cannot understand this:
 though the wicked sprout like grass and all evildoers flourish,
they are doomed to destruction forever, but you, O Lord, are on high forever.

For your enemies, O Lord, for your enemies shall perish;
 all evildoers shall be scattered.

But you have exalted my horn like that of the wild ox; you have anointed me with fresh oil.
My eyes have seen the downfall of my enemies; my ears have heard the doom of my evil assailants.

 The righteous flourish like the palm tree and grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
They are planted in the house of the Lord; they flourish in the courts of our God.
In old age they still produce fruit;  they are always green and full of sap,
 showing that the Lord is upright; he is my rock, and there is no unrighteousness in him.

This isn’t fluffy stuff. And it isn’t vague worship. There is a trend in new hymns to say very generic, almost pagan stuff about God. Here is an example of some lyrics that drive me nuts:

“Our God is greater, our God is stronger
God, You are higher than any other
Our God is healer, awesome in power
Our God, our God…”

Greater than who? Are you suggesting that there are other Gods? Stuff like this is so shallow. The Psalms cut to the core: Yes, God is great. The psalms praise him in wonderful ways. But they go further than that by also talking about the way God works. Everything is his doing. He is behind everything. It is NOT all sunshine and lollipops in the moment because we have real limitations, real frailties, and real challenges. But God is with us through all of it, and it all works out.

I have an easy class this year, thank God, but there have been years where I have struggled. I have needed God’s help on a daily basis. I didn’t drive to work saying “Our God is greater, our God is higher”. To me, those words imply that there is an “Us vs them”. Like Christians competing against Hindus and or Muslims or any other religion. It isn’t about one religion vs another. And it isn’t about me vs my students. It is about my personal spiritual journey. It is about all of our journeys.

Somehow, 3000 years ago or so, the authors of the psalms understood what was most important in life, and it holds true today: We are walking with God on a spiritual journey, whether we realize it or not. The psalms remind us of that. They help us stay on track. They remind us of everything that God has done for us. And they reassure us that God will always be with us. We should not be tempted to be selfish and try to advance ourselves. They key is to have absolute faith in God.

When we forget that God is always with us, and we don’t truly believe that everything is in his hands, we start trying to control the world around us. And, since the world is very large and complex, we get overwhelmed and start picking battles that aren’t worth fighting. We give 5-year old ESL students the strap. And we sing songs about how our God is better than other Gods, forgetting that there is only one God.

The problem is that many people just plain don’t like true faith because there is no room for self-aggrandizement. You don’t get to be the hero. When you realize that everything good in your life has come by the grace and mercy of God, you have nothing to be proud of. BUT, you have everything to be grateful for. Speaking of which, my wife has been doing most of the baby work today. I am going to go and see if she needs a hand. If not, I’ll just lie down with them and marvel at all of God’s blessings in my life.

It is better to do my own job poorly than to try to do another man’s job well.

Well, we are just a bit over a week into the school year and I am finding myself seriously considering other careers. But I do that every September. The beginning of the year in Kindergarten is wild. This year my school saw a huge increase in enrollment. That meant that we had an enormous amount of JK students AND a lot of SK students who were new to the school. For the first few days we were preoccupied just trying to figure out who was who and making sure that they were in the right class.

It seems to me that the JKs get younger every year. That would be impossible, ofcourse. But it is possible that each incoming class is less developed than the last, on average. I don’t know if it is due to COVID or parenting trends (I think that some kinds have never heard the word “no” before.) Or I could be imagining it. I get used to how kids are at the end of the school year, and I forget what they were like at the beginning. Every September I get a new class that is a year younger than the class I was teaching just a few months prior.

The beginning of the school year also brings the return of crushing teacher guilt. I am back in the French immersion program so, once again, I have all the guilt about not speaking enough French with the kids. But that is only part of it. I have more experienced (and maybe more enthusiastic) colleagues who seem to do so much more for the kids than I do.

Summer was great, I could say to people, “I’m a Kindergarten teacher” without having to deal with any of the responsibility that that entails.

I do not think that I will actually change jobs though. I am reminded of something that I read not too long ago, in a translation of the Bhagavad Gita. If you don’t know what that is, well, I can only help you so much. It is a scripture from India which is a dialogue between Krishna (An incarnation of God) and one of his best friends and disciples, a warrior prince named Arjuna. The conversation happens in the middle of a great story called the Mahabharat, one of the most well known stories in India. I doubt that you would find a Hindu anywhere in the world who doesn’t know the story. I won’t get into the whole thing here, but it is worth reading. Anyway, at a certain point in the story, Arjuna, his brothers, and a vast army of supporters are facing off against an army led by his cousins and many of the people Arjuna grew up with. There had been a dispute over the rights to the Kingdom, and Arjuna and his brothers had been cheated out of their rights by their envious cousin. Arjuna and his brothers tried to avoid any violent conflict, but in the end the forces of fate brough them into battle with each other. Arjuna was the world’s greatest warrior and was essentially invincible. He did not want to go into battle with his extended family members because he knew that he was likely to kill them. He thought that it would be better to back down and go and live as a monk in the forest than commit such a sin. Krisha was acting as his charioteer (because he had refused to fight in the battle) and, when Arjuna lost heart, he spoke to him at length to try to reassure him and embolden him for battle. The text of that conversation is the Bhagavad Gita, and it is very much worth reading. In it, Krisha talks about all matters of life. He begins by addressing Arjuna’s doubts about the merits of fighting. But in the course of their conversation, Krishna talks about life, death, karma, destiny, free will, duty, and just about everything else. If you are wondering how an incarnation of God could endorse war, Krishna explained that none of the warriors on either side would really die, as their souls were all immortal. But it was important for Arjuna to fight to uphold righteousness in the world so that people would not be tempted to take advantage of others.

I have read the Mahabharata many times. I have three different translations of it. And my wife bought me a small pocket-sized Bhagavad Gita as a stocking stuffer for Christmas. One day I happened to flip it open, and I stumbled upon a line that said “It is better to do one’s own job poorly than another’s job well.”

What? The point is that we should accept our God given duties and try our best, even if we feel like we are not doing a good job at them. We shouldn’t go looking for another job that we think we can do better. It applies to things like parenting. Maybe some people feel like they are doing a terrible job as a parent, and so they wish that they could only have their child half the time because they think they could do a better job of that.

In my case, it means that it is better for me to just make peace with being a crappy Kindergarten teacher instead of trying to find an easier job that I think I would be better at. Sometimes life isn’t about being good at things. Sometimes the point is to struggle. God’s plan isn’t for us all to be awesome at what we do. God’s plan is for us to grow and change through the struggle. It’s about the process, not the product.

All of that being said, I should also try to reassure myself that I am not doing as bad a job as I think I am. We never are. That goes for you, too, if there is actually anyone reading this.

Part of my critique of myself as a Kindergarten teacher is that I never have a lot of fun, interesting, or educational activities planned for the kids. I don’t know if I am just lazy. I think the bigger problem is that I am just disinterested. I have tried too many times to make kids do certain activities certain ways. Whether it was an activity that I planned, or someone else’s activity, I have sat there, called students over, and forced them to do things exactly the “right” way. It is a frustrating process for all involved. I am at a point now where I just don’t see the point in that. I have some fun and engaging materials in my classroom. When I see the kids engaging with the materials, I can’t think of anything that I would make them do that would be better than what they are already doing. I don’t see how my thoughts are better than theirs. Sure, I am more developed than they are. I am a smart guy. But they are where they are at. They can only think and do exactly what they are capable of thinking and doing. And, by doing that, they are already pushing their limits and making new neuro pathways.

We have some academic instructional time during the day. I do some lessons and activities. But much of the time is spent playing. Other teachers seem better prepared for that time. They have all kinds of stuff set up. I usually don’t. But when I look around at what the kids are doing, I am usually happy with what I see. They are usually engaged, and they are saying and doing interesting things. Why should I stop them and make them do something that I want them to do? I am not so high and mighty.

I think that is how God is. He doesn’t enforce much on us. He lets us figure things out and learn from our own successes and failures. (We learn best from failure, BTW.)

I am very tired. The first couple of weeks are always rough. And I have a baby at home. I’m cutting this one short and going to bed. I need to be rested for the morning. I am a Kindergarten teacher, after all, not a spirituality writer. I am better off doing my own job poorly than trying to do someone else’s job well.

My life has come full circle which means it is time to start again.

I often find that I hear exactly what I need to hear, exactly when I need to hear it. I remember that happened one night in university. It was a weeknight, probably a Tuesday. I had recently started reading about saints and yogis, and I was starting to do yoga and clean up my lifestyle. I was drinking less, smoking less weed, and going to bed earlier. Some friends and I decided to go out for dinner and, after we had finished eating, one of my friends suggested that we order a pitcher of beer. In my mind, I envisioned exactly how the rest of the night would go. We would drink the first pitcher pretty quickly. We would then order another, and another. We would laugh and joke around and have a good time. It would be fun. Eventually we would go back to my place and smoke weed and stay up late. I would sleep in the next day and miss my first classes.  

The idea was tempting. I always enjoyed drinking with those guys. We did have a lot of laughs. But university had been, up until then, a mostly unsatisfying experience. I was not engaged or motivated. And, although I had good male friends, I didn’t have any girlfriends or even close female friends for a few years. I was insecure and overly self-conscious. I was lonely. In fact, I was love-sick. But then I found God.

The first spiritual thing that I ever read (independently) was a little booklet written by a yogi in India who I would later adopt as my Guru. The pamphlet was about the idyllic village life of ancient India (or at least in the time before the British came). He talked about how everyone knew that God was the greatest, and so they didn’t delude themselves into thinking that wealth and pleasure would bring true happiness in life. People focused on their duties, and their spiritual life. Most people got married. The author referred to those people as “householders” but there was a class of people who dedicated their lives entirely to spirituality. They were (and are) called Sanyasis. They swear off wealth and ownership of property. They vow to remain celibate and live dependent on God their entire lives. They were not meant to merely sit and stare at clouds all day. They were meant to focus their efforts on prayer and spiritual discipline, which would, ideally, allow them to act as spiritual knowledge keepers and guides for the rest of society. In return for fulfilling that role, people fed them and made sure that they had clothing and shelter. (Sanyasis could not accept money.) That idea really appealed to me. I never liked competing against others for financial success. And I always felt insecure when it came to romance. (I later realized it was a product of growing up with very serious, intimidating, and non-romantic women in my family) I couldn’t make sense of the promiscuous dating world of university. I was looking for strong and committed love. But I was not yet ready to be strong and committed in a relationship. So, spiritual life greatly appealed to me. I could focus my thoughts on God and let him fill and soothe my heart.

I had just started down this path and was feeling enthusiastic and hopeful for the first time in my adult life. But I had not yet fully detached from my previous way of living, which was “eat, drink, and be merry” and ignore the emptiness inside. So, when my friend suggested that we order pitchers, I was tempted to slide right back into that familiar habit. But, lucky for me, the restaurant had an Asian theme, and the waiter brought us fortune cookies with our bill. I opened mine up and the fortune said, “Stick to your chosen path.” That was all I needed to hear. I thanked God in my heart, I apologized to my friends for being unable to drink with them that night, and I went home with a smile on my face. I got a good sleep, and woke up the next day feeling optimistic for the future.

My wife and I took our baby to church yesterday for the first time. I usually go every week, but she only comes with me once every six weeks or so. I always appreciate it when she does. Catholic Mass isn’t her thing. But she comes every now and then out of love for me and respect for God.

Yesterday was significant because we went to the same church as many of my aunts and uncles, and we went for coffee with them afterwards so that everyone could meet the baby. He was very calm at both the church and the café. One of my aunts was holding him on his belly and I was amazed to see the look of confusion on his face. He can barely see, so he definitely did not learn to make that expression from watching the faces of others. It is innate in him. We never hold him on his belly like that. So, it was a new experience. And he had never met my aunt before. Altogether it had him very confused and the look on his face was priceless.

But back to the church experience: The first reading and the Gospel passage were both about humility. In the Gospel passage from Luke, Jesus said “all who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.” (Luke 14:11)

It made me think about my aspirations for this blog. I was hearing exactly what I needed to hear, exactly when I needed to hear it. About a week ago I had a sudden change of feelings about this blog. I realized that I had gotten carried away with checking how many likes my FB posts were getting, and how many people were reading the blog. I was checking constantly and, while doing that, I was getting caught up in dopamine scrolling. (For those of you who don’t know that term, it means scrolling mindlessly, usually viewing posts selected for you by an algorithm.) I had a sudden wake-up call moment, and I decided to delete facebook and the website traffic apps from my phone and swear off the mindless scrolling. I needed my mind back. It belongs to me, and I shouldn’t let anything else control it. (Especially not an algorithm)

I also realized that my blog wasn’t going to go anywhere if I was motivated by pride. Some proud people succeed at their goals. But I know that God has a different plan for me. My success is to be spiritual and so, to help me, God will humble rather than exalt me. That is the surest way to set me free from my ego and help me achieve real happiness. I had such a realization a week ago. I had gotten carried away with my own egotistical dreams of fame and fortune (well, I only ever wanted to earn enough to maybe be able to supply teach instead of teach full time). It was time to get my priorities back in line and focus on my duties rather than my aspirations. Hearing those readings assured me that my thinking was correct and it motivated me to harden my resolve.

Becoming a dad (for only 3.5 weeks so far!) has been an incredible blessing. It has given me renewed motivation to “stick to my chosen path.” As a Kindergarten teacher, I see the state of modern parenting. I see what happens when parents give their children screens and treats instead of their own presence and attention. I didn’t want to be glued to my phone anymore. Imagine how unfair it is to the kid! He can only lay there, either eating, sleeping, or squirming. And yet I get to entertain myself on a phone? It is not fair, and it teaches the kid something terrible. Actually, it teaches them a lot of bad things. But the biggest thing it teaches a kid is that they need to look out for themselves. They can’t rely on anyone else. Why do we have so many rebellious kids today? Why is there an epidemic of rudeness, disobedience and full-on oppositional defiance? It is in part because, from the time they are born, they see that their parents cannot be relied upon, and they are not to be emulated. Kids are wired to seek security, and they are also wired to seek role models. When they see that their parents are addicted to screens, the child feels insecure and, deep down, they know that they should not follow that example. They CAN’T follow that example anyway. They don’t have independent access to screens until they are older. So, when they are young, all they know is “I can’t be like my parents.” That also tells them not to listen to their parents. Why would anyone listen to someone who they don’t want to be like? I wouldn’t take dietary advice from a sick person, nor dating advice from a lonely and bitter person.

O.k. enough guilt tripping parents. What they are doing is just a symptom of a larger problem in society: an overall lack of willpower. I do not know the cause, but I can name several contributing factors: instant gratification in everything from fast food to social media to artificial intelligence to streaming services to TikTok to Only Fans. It all discourages patience and will power. And, that lack of willpower is what I see in parents today.

My mother died in a car accident when I was 16. Years later my dad told me about a conversation they had a few weeks before her death. They were getting ready for bed one night and, out of nowhere my mom said, “Yup, the girls are going to be fine.” (She was referring to my two older sisters) “They are doing great in university. They will be teachers and great mothers.” My dad was confused as to why she was saying all this at that time. She went on, “And ______ (my older brother) is going to be fine. He is in university now and he is going to be a musician and he’s going to make some woman really happy.” (He has). There was a pause. Finally, my dad asked, “And what about Ted? (me)” My mom replied in an almost dismissive way, “Oh Ted’s smart, he can do whatever he wants.” A few weeks later she was gone. My dad took heart from that conversation. Without knowing it, she let him know that she died without regrets, as if she had fulfilled her duties in life and was ready to move on. (My mom accomplished a lot more in life than just raising four kids, BTW)

24 years later, I have done whatever I wanted to. Of course, I have only ever been motivated enough to put my energies towards a few things. That is to say that I have only ever considered a few things worth doing in life. Those are the things that I did, and I succeeded at them. I focused my life on spirituality, and I experienced health, happiness, and a full heart. I built up a successful business (With a lot of initial help from my dad, and then a lot of patience and unselfishness on the part of my brother.) I tried religious life in the official sense and I lived that to the fullest extent for three years. (For example, I dove into prayer, I independently sought opportunities to volunteer in hospitals, and I made connections in each community I lived in) I learned a second language when that became essential in my life. I became a teacher, and I survived the first and most challenging years. I managed to take extra courses in my spare time and improve my qualifications. And now my life has come full circle, and I am a husband and a father. I have done everything that I wanted to do except one thing: I never succeeded as a writer. But that is a goal that I have only ever chased half-heartedly. (Deep down I have always remembered the words of my guides in life, and so I have never chased fame like some other people have.)  

Yes, my life has come full circle now and it is time to begin again. I still have much to learn in life and, once again, I am hearing exactly what I need to hear exactly when I need to hear it. It is time to abandon any prideful ambition and focus on doing my duties. But that is a lesson that I have heard many times in life. Right now, life is teaching me a new lesson, and it is coming from an unusual teacher.

My son only does a few things: He eats, squirms, burps, flails his arms around, and sleeps. (His favourite sleeping position is with two hands and his chin on his mother’s breast. In that moment he has everything he wants in life.) And yet he is becoming my new role model. For one week now I have not been dopamine scrolling. I have been getting up and starting my day rather than looking at my phone in bed. I am trying to live with a free and present mind, just like my son. And, it feels amazing. I feel like I am getting my will power back.

Our modern life is antithetical to will power. I don’t know if it saps it, or extinguishes it, stops it from developing, or what. All I know is that the more I look at my phone, the less willpower I have. That stops now. My mom recognized that I could do whatever I want in life, and that is what I want for my son as well. I want him to be able to do whatever he wants, not what an algorithm chooses for him. I want him to have his own thoughts. I want him to be able to consider his own choices. I want him to be able to think and feel and be still and be at peace. I want him to be able to have the serenity that he has now. He can’t have that if he is addicted to a phone. And I can’t raise a sober kid if I am an addict. I refuse to set him up to fail. I need to set myself free so that he can be free as well.

Like I said earlier, I have done everything that I wanted to in life. (Maybe I need to re-read yesterday’s Mass readings. It sounds like my head is getting big again.) The problem with that is that sometimes I feel like there is nothing more that I need to do, and so I can just relax, stream a movie, and scroll on my phone. But that scrolling just destroys my sense of peace in life.

I needed to make a change, but I lacked motivation. I wasn’t going to do it if it was just for myself. My son gives me the motivation I was lacking. I am going to try to be present for him, for both of our futures. I am going to try to rediscover my will power live by it every day so that he grows into a man who can do whatever HE wants to in life, just like his dad. And I am going to try to rediscover the peace of the present moment. It has always existed and will always exist but if I want to experience it, I need to be free from compulsion to look at my phone. That is why, from now on, I don’t care how many FB likes or website visits I get. I am not going to check. This blog is for me, my son, my wife, and my students (who will benefit from a more focused teacher). That is a big enough world for me.

All that being said, I still do hope that some other people enjoy reading about it.

The worst shot of my life: A story about God.

I realize that I am not a great writer. The sad truth is that I do not read enough. (I’m a good speaker though, strangely enough, considering that I do not listen very much either) I would love to be a better storyteller. I have been very inspired by some of the great spiritual stories of the world (E.g. the Ramayan, the story of David (in Samuel 1 and 2) and the book of Daniel) and I would love to create such moving stories myself.

I am not a great teacher, either. But I have a work around for that, which I have mentioned before. I have absolute faith that God is the greatest possible teacher, and he will help me to be a good teacher whenever I truly rely on him. (Notice that I didn’t say “ask him”, because it takes more than asking. You have to trust him.) Whenever I have truly relied on God for help in the classroom, he has delivered mini miracles.

By that same logic, God must also be the greatest storyteller. In fact, many if not all religions consider their greatest stories to have been inspired by God (In the form of the Holy Spirit in the case of Christianity).

So, although I do not feel the Holy Spirit tapping my keyboard at this exact moment, I am going to try to recount one of God’s stories in my life. It is a short one, so please bear with me.

As you know, I used to be a brother in a Roman Catholic religious order. It was only for a few years, but they were the most transformative years of my life. My second year was particularly special. I was sent to Ireland for my novitiate, and we lived a monastic style of life where we followed a fixed schedule of communal prayer and worship 7 days a week for the whole year. Many monks and nuns follow the same or even more demanding schedules for their whole lives. But for me, it was a challenging experience.

I was used to being more independent. My life always had a lot of variety. And I was also used to the feeling of accomplishment, having managed a business for many years. It was hard to get used to living the same day over and over again without accomplishing anything visible or tangible. And there was interpersonal drama as well. One of the other novices thought that I was “from the devil”. I kid you not. He was very traditional and literal, and he thought that everything the church said was the indisputable truth. The problem with that, which he learned, is that there are and always have been various church authorities saying different things. I am more free thinking and spiritual. So, I can see the truth in multiple points of view. In our classes and lessons I often questioned certain ideas and traditions of the Catholic church. And I sometimes drew comparisons to what I had learned about the spirituality of India. That one guy didn’t like any of that. It got to a point where anytime I said ANYTHING, even if it was just something about lunch, he would clench his hands and jaw and breathe very heavy heavily and slowly, doing a very poor job of concealing his anger.

The novitiate house and property were very spacious, but we had to do everything together every day for the entire year. So, little interpersonal dramas like that were very palpable and being around that guy made me quite uncomfortable. I came to resent him quite a bit in return.

Now here is the story about God:

One day I was on a spiritual high. I had been struggling, and so I had been praying more and more, and my struggles had rent my heart open to receive God’s grace. When I finally broke down, he lifted me right up. I felt his loving care, and I was elated. I felt like I was existing in the palm of his hand, without any fears or cares in the world. In this mood I went out to the large garden behind the novitiate house and started shooting hoops on a portable basketball net that was set up in a patio area. In that state of spiritual elation, I could not miss a shot. I felt like God was right there with me, and there was very little separation between us. I felt like the whole world was nothing but God, and so everything was good, and all I had to do was stop thinking. Swish. Every shot went in. Swish. Swish. It didn’t matter from where I shot the ball, or how I shot the ball. Everything was going in. I started laughing. I was barely trying at all and everything was going in. Eventually I started to feel proud of myself. I felt vindicated after all the criticism I had received, both spoken and unspoken.

I started thinking to myself, “Yeah! I am the real spiritual person here! That other guy doesn’t get it. He’s so literal and worldly. He knows nothing of real spirituality.” And with that proud thought, I shot the ball and it sailed a full six feet to the right of the backboard and landed in a bush.

I don’t have to be a great writer when God gives me material like that to work with. There was no wind or other explanation. I just went from being completely “in the groove” to completely “out of whack” as soon as I indulged in self-aggrandization and looking down on others. And it’s not like I missed the shot by a little bit. No, that would not have been a clear enough message. Out of countless basketball shots I have taken in my life, that was by far the biggest miss.

What lessons can be learned from this story? Here are some:

Yes, the more absorbed you are in thinking about God, the better everything is going to go for you. Why? Because you are not thinking about selfish gains. You are only thinking about God, and the more you think about God, the more that you think like God. God’s love is a powerful force which fills and purifies our hearts. The more that we let God’s love in, the more we will act in loving ways in the world. And, when we act out of love, we usually get the best outcome for everyone involved. What’s more, when you really let go of your ego for a short time and make room for the Holy Spirit to do what is best, he will inspire your actions, so that you do the right thing without any forethought. That is how I eventually made peace with that other brother. I prayed a lot for help and then, when he was near me, I just tried to make space for the Holy Spirit to guide us, and we ended up having positive interactions which, over time, blossomed into a genuine friendship.

God is a generous and attentive teacher. He will help us succeed in trivial things (like shooting a basketball) so as to encourage us to also rely on him for help with important things, like relationships and parenting. Despite being busy and having a lot of responsibilities, God will invest in those trivial moments with you because A: he loves you and B: it will help build your relationship.  

No, God won’t make you great at sports just because you ask. In sports there are always winners and losers. There are implications for everyone involved and God won’t do anything that hurts anyone else for you. The same goes for business or anything else. God cannot always give us the job we want because there may be someone who needs it more. I was shooting a basketball by myself in a back yard. Whether I hit or missed didn’t matter to anyone else. God just helped me make every shot for a while in order to teach me a lesson, that is all. When I play sports now, I pray that everyone has fun and stays safe. When I do that, I always have a good time, even if I don’t score that many points. One time I didn’t pray before a game. I remember thinking that it didn’t matter. In that game I broke my ankle.  

Yes, spirituality is a matter of the heart. No, that does not mean that traditions and literal interpretations are always wrong. The other guy in the story was genuinely trying his best to learn about God and life. He and I had very different life experiences up until then and I was better able to reach out from my heart at that time. But he was more receptive to the graces found in the Catholic tradition. So, both our approaches were good. Eventually I learned to appreciate the Catholic traditions more and he learned to be more contemplative.

Final lesson: God is in this world. It might not seem like it. But he is in this world and will make himself known to you if you open your heart up to him. He will help you with whatever you need help with, as long as it doesn’t do any harm to anyone else. Your whole life can be a swish, if you remember to rely on God and leave your ego out of it.

What do I hope for my son? That is a good question.

Our baby boy is now two weeks old, and he is quickly gaining weight, strength, and personality. The funniest times are when I am trying to change his diaper, and he is flailing all of his limbs in all directions like one of the puppets from Team America World Police. We are already doing the “He is the cutest baby in the world… look at how strong he is… look at how calm he is… etc.” type of stuff that parents do. Everyone thinks that their baby is the best. It got me thinking about some of the children I have taught, and how their parents might feel about them. I know that all parents love their children. But I wonder what it is like when parents start to notice that their child isn’t making certain developmental milestones. Like, if a child does not develop their speech on a typical timeline. Or if they struggle with physical strength and co-ordination. I have seen many 4-year-olds who are very behind the typical development curves. (And the percentage of such students appears to be growing every year.) For such parents, they must have more reasonable hopes for their children. Maybe they hope that their child will be able to live independently, have a job, have friends, have a romantic partner, and or be able to look after themselves once their parents are gone. It must be heart wrenching for parents to stare-down such worries. I can’t imagine bringing a child into the world, falling completely in love with them, and then realizing that they will need help all their lives. It would be hard not to worry about what would happen to them after I die. I have much more respect and sympathy for such parents (and their children) now than I did before our little guy was born.

Our little guy appears, so far, to be destined for typical development. In fact, I’d say that he seems particularly calm, collected, and reflective. But there I go again thinking that my kid is the best.

But when I try to imagine his future, I wonder what I can or should hope for. Because he doesn’t appear to have any disabilities, I suppose that the sky is the limit. So, what does one hope for their child?

I think that parents hope that their child will do better than they did. For some parents, that means hoping their child becomes a professional athlete, or a doctor, or a lawyer. For my part, I hope that my son is wiser, more altruistic, and more spiritually enlightened than I am, because those are the qualities that I value. But last night as I was holding him (he was gassy) I thought about what he might be like as a teenager, and I remembered what I was like at that age. Specifically, I remember hanging out with one of my best friends in his basement, watching movies and talking about how great we were. We would talk about how we figured out this or that math problem, how we understood things that others didn’t, how strong we were, etc. We also talked about how certain people did morally questionable things, like lying, stealing, taking advantage of people or situations, etc. We talked about how we always did the right thing. We sounded very proud and arrogant, and maybe that is why we often ended up by ourselves, hanging out in his basement on a weekend. To be fair, we did have other friends and did get up to other things. And we both had girlfriends a bit later in high school. But if I look at that snapshot of my life, of two kinda lonely and bitter teenagers watching movies on a Friday night, it isn’t something that I hope for for my son. I hope that he is hanging out with more people, laughing, and saying and doing positive things.

My friend and I don’t hang out very much anymore. He lives in Toronto, where he has a very high paying job at a very big company. We still get together every now and then. And we texted a lot more frequently during the pregnancy. He has given me a lot of advice on how to help my wife as much as possible. He has two kids of his own, and is a very dutiful husband and father.

I remember that my friend used to talk about how much he appreciated his Catholic upbringing, and how much it taught him about right and wrong. Now he is quite atheistic. And I would say that he has contempt for the Catholic church. But he still cares very much about right and wrong, and doing good to people. It makes me realize something about our arrogant discussions back in high school. I understand now that we weren’t just spoiled kids, puffing ourselves up. We were making sense of life through discussion. We were synthesizing what we had learned through observation, and we were constructing the values that would guide us for the rest of our lives. We were figuring out who we were, and who we wanted to be. We sounded arrogant because we were, at the time, insecure. It is natural to feel insecure at that age when you are suddenly the height of a man but have not yet filled out, don’t have many skills, are not yet contributing to society, and are still dependent on your parents. All the girls your age are dating guys at least two years older than you. Of course it is an age to feel insecure.

Maybe a deep cause of our insecurity was the fact that we both had high hopes for ourselves. Our parents were admirable people. We wanted to be admirable people as well, but we were just teenagers and weren’t sure what that looked like in high school, where there are no real stakes. How do you be a man in high school, when your family is affluent and nobody really needs anything of you? Manhood didn’t become clear to me until I became a teacher and had a room full of dependents. Once I had real responsibilities, I finally considered myself a man like my father, and my friend’s father.

So, what are my hopes for my son? I guess I can’t have any specific hopes. I can’t think of any specific achievements that I want for him. Achievements are great. I have achieved a few things that I am proud of. But none of that gives me the deep satisfaction that I get from making my wife happy and taking care of our son. So, maybe that is my hope for him: that one day he becomes a father and experiences the same joys that he is giving me. That seems to be the most that I can hope for.

My dad called me up recently. We are very close, and he has been a constant support during all of my wacky adventures. When I was celibate and trying to be a yogi, I lived at home and, when my alarm went off at 5am so that I could have time for yoga and meditation before work, I could hear that he was already up, getting ready for his own yoga and meditation time. We have had a great many conversations about God and faith. We have been to India together several times. He came and visited me at the Novitiate house in Ireland and joined in our communal prayer and worship six times a day.

My dad called to tell me not to feel bad about giving up the celibate spiritual life. He told me that I was doing what was natural, good, and humble. He said that the celibate path is really only for those who are totally engrossed in the experience of meditation. Otherwise, it risks being a vain and egotistical endeavor, man’s attempt to glorify and elevate himself through his own willpower. He said that there is little merit in vain self-denial. We grow through giving our lives to God and to others, such as through marriage and parenthood. My father wanted to assure me that what I am doing now is better than the life I was trying to live before.

My dad is right. I know it. But I do not regret any part of my journey. It has all prepared me for this. Now I get to be the man I always wanted to be, just not in the ways that I expected. I thought I would be leading an ashram or a convent or something. Now I am supporting a mother, helping to take care of a baby, and in 2 weeks I will be busy trying to help a fresh bunch of 3, 4, and 5 year olds figure out how to live their best lives at school. Honestly, I wouldn’t trade this for any of the lives I dreamed of when I was younger.

So, in conclusion, what can I say about my hopes for my son? When I look back at my life, I see how wonderfully God arranged everything for me. I learned everything that I needed and wanted to learn (up until now) at exactly when I needed to learn it. God is a great teacher, and the lessons he gave me were very engaging. Truly, my life has been a wonderful journey, and I am grateful for every part of it. None of it went the way I expected. Very little of it went the way that I wanted it to (except for when I met my wife and knew immediately that I wanted to marry her). So, knowing God the way that I do, I realize that there is no point in hoping anything specific for my son. He is God’s son more than he is mine, and I have absolute faith that God will look after him and his soul better than I ever could. Everything will work out for my son. It won’t work out the way that I expect. It might not even work out the way that I want. But it will work out the best for his soul. And I just hope to be there to watch as long as I can.

A new baby and a lizard-brain

I became a father last week. My wife and I welcomed a baby boy, born healthy, thank God. He and his mom are doing very well. Both are getting stronger every day. I was so thrilled when he came out and I saw his broad, high shoulders and big wide hands. Physically, I am anything but “sturdy”. So, I was incredibly grateful to see how strong he looked. He did have to spend about 15 hours in the NICU. After being with us for a little while the nurses were concerned about his breathing. (He was a few weeks early, and I wasn’t surprised, given my own breathing issues) So, they brought him in and hooked him up to a CPAP for a while. But then they gave him back! And, after another night of observation, we came home. Four nights in total in the hospital.

I have now been a dad for 10 days and I am enjoying it a lot more than I thought I would. I expected it to be all work. But the little guy is so cute that I find myself actually enjoying feeding him, changing him (well, that is not always fun) and hanging out with him. Maybe it is just the way my brain has evolved. The creatures that enjoyed taking care of their young did a good job of it. Their children survived, grew up and passed on that trait. Evolution or not, I find taking care of him to be the most rewarding thing I have ever done. I am 40 years old. So, I have more life experience than most first time dads. I think that gives me more experiences to compare this to, and more reason to be grateful.

Being a dad is also changing my perspective on Kindergarteners. Some of my friends and family members have kids who are starting school in a few weeks. I had been thinking that I would write something to parents, giving them my advice for how to raise kids who will be successful in school. I’m sure that this already sounds arrogant and preachy. But, before I get too far into this, I want to say that my definition of “successful in school” is not entirely based on academics. IMO a successful student is one who can listen, reflect, learn, and get along with others.

Based on that, the advice I was going to give is simple: give children your time and attention. Give them yourself, not things. In my opinion, spoiled children are spoiled by things, not by attention. Parents shy away from their children so that they can focus on themselves. They put things between them and their child. When their child is needy, they try to appease them with toys, sugar, and or screens. What children really want is the undivided attention of their parent. That is their survival instinct. That is what their brain is wired to seek. If they get that, they can feel secure for the rest of their lives. And, trust me, deep rooted insecurity is a major factor in success or struggle at school.

I will briefly recount two examples. I had a student who had access to a smartphone all day (and all night during school). His mom gave him her cell phone so that she could do housework, and he entertained himself on TikTok. (She was a single mom and had to find time for her duties.) At school, he was extremely needy and had zero patience. He could not handle any setbacks, no matter how small. Once, the block tower he was building fell over. That alone was enough to send him into a range. He yelled, “These blocks are being mean to me!” and stormed out of the room, flipping a few chairs on the way. One day an educator tried to talk to him about his behaviour and, while she was speaking to him, he, in all seriousness, tried to swipe her away like he was swiping away a TikTok video. To be fair, this guy had other issues. His brain was also scrambled from his parents fighting at home. (And eventually splitting up) That would be my second piece of advice: do not fight in front of your child. (I know that takes the cooperation of your partner)

O.k. I need to switch gears and start talking positively. So, I’ll give a positive example:

I once went over to my brother’s house, trying to escape my troubles. I was in my first semester of teaching, the emotional high had worn off, and I was feeling worn out and pessimistic. So, I sought something comfortable and mind-numbing, like beers with my brother. (Maybe you have your own favourite escape?) I brought some beers over, but my brother was living a busy dad life, with a baby and a 3-year-old, and their mom not yet home from work. Once we had opened a beer and had a quick chat, he asked me to watch the 3-year-old (my nephew) so that he could take the baby upstairs to feed and change him. (Something that I now understand can take a while) So, even though I had gone over to escape the feeling of being responsible for children, I was now tasked with entertaining a 3-year-old.

We started out with some familiar chase-around stuff. But eventually I tired, so I sat on the couch and started looking at my phone. My nephew wasn’t satisfied. He still wanted my attention. So, I tried to get him to engage with some of the toys in the room. I wanted him to do something independently so that I could veg-out. But he wasn’t having it. What he wanted was me. Eventually I had a bit of inspiration. (Sometimes, in my life, I get clarity. I know what to do, and I have the peace of mind to do it. I think that those moments come more frequently when I am praying regularly.) The inspiration was simple: I put my phone away and looked at him. I gave him my attention. I didn’t have any energy to give. I didn’t have fun ideas, games, songs, funny faces or anything else. All I had was me, and so that is what I gave him. And, I realized, that was the key. That was the magic. That is what we are being asked to do.

What was the result? When he saw that he had my full attention, my nephew was overjoyed. He started smiling and laughing and climbing on me, rolling on me, and trying to do handstands on me. He was having a great time! And I wasn’t doing anything at all. He was just happy to have my undivided attention. That is all that he really wanted, and that is all that we need to give to children.

Now… I have been a father for 10 days and I realize how big of a challenge it is to do something so simple as give a child your undivided attention. Why? Parenting is tiring and stressful and when I am tired and stressed I seek escape. I have constructive escapes like walking, exercise, and meditation. But sometimes I seek destructive escapes. My wife says that that is the “Lizard brain”. When we are stressed, we focus on our basic desires. We try to satisfy and protect ourselves. Often, we either flee from others or, subconsciously, we drive others away. I think that, in 2025 the Lizard brain manifests most often as people slumped into their couches, staring blankly at their phones. (And I honestly think that we are devolving as a species.)

More than once over the last 10 days I have been so tired and emotionally worn out that I have found myself seeking escapes from my child. I just wanted some me-time. So, can I really judge the lady who gave her son TikTok so that she could do housework?

I think that our society is in a crisis of stress right now. Why? There are countless reasons. On the one hand, we are the most comfortable that we have ever been. On the other hand, we are, overall, very stressed and depressed. Everyone has their issues. But, in general, I think it boils down to the fact that we no longer live in a natural way, in connection to our land, our food supply, and our community. Nothing on our phones can compensate for that.

So, we are stressed, and we seek escapes in various indulgences. And, those indulgences draw our attention away from those that need it most: children.

What is the solution? Well, we will never be perfect at it. But, if we have moments of clarity, when we know what to do and have the peace of mind to do it, I think that we should try to be present to the moment, and to those around us. We should try to take a mental and emotional stand, and try to tolerate the present moment without seeking an escape. God can help us with that.

I think of modern life like a river. We are, for the most part, being carried along by our whims and desires. But, if we can plant our feet in the river bed and stand against the current, feeling the incredible weight and pressure of the flowing water, we will be washed clean. That is why being present in the moment feels so powerful.

Meditators know about the secret of the present moment. So do the contemplatives (those who seek God in prayer). Children need us to be present. We need to be present. That is where we find peace for ourselves and for those around us. Everything in our society is working against us in that regard. Phones, social media, food delivery apps, streaming services, craft beer, etc. Everything wants our attention.

When I can’t control where I give my attention, I ask God for help. And, when I need peace the most, I always find it in him.

God isn’t found in change

I am taking an online course for teachers this summer. We can take courses online to learn how to teach certain subjects, and to become qualified for more specialized roles within the education system. Also, if you are near the bottom of the salary grid (like I am) you can move up by taking a certain number of these courses. They are called “Additional Qualification” courses, or AQs for short. This summer I am taking “Religious Education for Catholic Schools”. I have to take this course, as it is a requirement for all teachers on permanent contracts. But it also happens to be the last course that I need in order to move up a level on the salary grid. Woohoo! I will be getting a raise just in time for my wife to go on maternity leave. She is 36 weeks pregnant as I write this. Let’s just hope that the skin on her feet can hold out a few weeks longer! (If she stands for very long her feet start to look like balloon animals)

The course requires me to do a bunch of reading each week, and respond to prompts, or complete little assignments. I probably spend 9 hours a week on it. The other day I had to read some things about social media, and what the Catholic church says about it. One of the articles was a guideline for church workers on how to run websites and blogs. One point stood out to me: It said that you should be publishing new content all the time. It made me laugh a little bit. How can you keep saying new things about something (God) which does not change?

God does not change. God is always the same. So, how much can someone say about him? In a way, you could say infinite things about God. Imagine if you had all the stories from individuals who have ever experienced God’s presence, grace, love, and or help in their lives. It would be endless volumes. But for someone who is trying to tell people about God, there is only so much that one can say. That is probably the biggest reason that I haven’t been blogging this summer. I haven’t been away on vacation. I haven’t been too busy (although I have tried to keep busy). I just don’t always have new things to say about God. But I do have something to say today.

It appears that people think about God less often today than ever before. When I was younger, I struggled to make sense of God and life. So, it was hard for me to believe in God with any certainty. Eventually I was inspired by reading someone’s personal account of knowing God. That person lived in India. So, I read into the faith and spiritual philosophy of India and I found ideas that made sense to me. Those ideas allowed me to reconcile God with the world in which I lived. With that foundation in place, I pursued a relationship with God through prayer and spiritual disciplines.  

Based on my experience, it would make sense that there would be a spiritual renaissance in todays’ world. Thanks to the internet (and increased immigration) people can have access to both personal testimonials of faith, and spiritual literature from all over the world. People from India could share their spiritual philosophy with western Christians, and vice versa. People could piece together their own puzzle and finally make sense of life and God. Why isn’t that happening? Because people aren’t thinking about God, period.

Why? Maybe it is because God is unchanging, and the human ego is wired for change. We seek change. We want to control everything and everyone around us. We want to choose everything we do, eat, watch, consume, what we look like, where we are, who is around us, etc. Whatever our experience is in the present moment, we want to change it. If we are doing nothing, we want to do something. From the moment we wake up to the moment we fall asleep, we try to change our present experience every nano second of the day. If you are reading this right now, you are going to move on to the next word. You are forcing change.

God can’t be found in change. He can’t be seen or heard when we are exerting our will. An analogy that has been used countless times is that our minds and hearts are like a lake and God is at the bottom. When the water is perfectly still, we can see to the bottom and see God. But when the surface is agitated with waves, we can’t see the bottom and can’t see God.

A lot of people think that religion, faith, and spirituality has declined because we have grown too smart for it. We have wizened up. We are no longer fooled by that idea. I’m sorry, friends. It is the opposite. We have forgotten God because we are too busy chasing things that aren’t God. We are trying to satisfy our own egos.  

The beautiful part is that God is o.k. with that. God is letting the whole world forget him and try to live their lives without him. Why? Because that is the lesson. He doesn’t need people to worship him because he is the most powerful. He doesn’t need to stand over us and demand that we kneel. He wants our hearts. He wants to help us. He wants to love us and be loved by us. That is why he lets us go on our big ego trips. That is why he has let everyone go crazy, always seeking to change things and make them better, but actually making a lot of things worse.

Eventually, we are going to learn that our egos deceive us. In French the word deceive or “decevoir” means to disappoint. A deception, in French, is a disappointment. Our egos deceive us, and after “God-knows” how much time we spend trying to make things better by changing everything, we will be so exasperated and so disappointed that we will seek peace and love more than change and control. We will start saying, “I don’t care how it works out. I don’t need to control everything. Everything that I have tried has led me to unhappiness. I just want peace. I just want to be happy.” That is God’s long game.

If you are at that point, I will tell you where peace can be found: In biting your tongue, stilling your hand, resisting the urge to go on your phone or turn on the TV, and not trying to do anything else to make yourself happy. Peace can be found in this simple idea: God wants you to be happy. God will make you happy if you let him. VERY few, if any people are doing it right now. So, there won’t be a line-up to meet God. And he has an over-abundance of peace to offer anyone who wants it.

The idea that God doesn’t change is actually a very peaceful thought. No matter what you have done, it didn’t effect him. He is still there, and still down to hang, anything.

A story about a grown-up: my friend Ian’s penance.

“I prayed!” Ian almost growled through clenched teeth. “I prayed that it wouldn’t happen!”

Ian had… well… pooped his pants.

*** It is summer break! There are no Kindergarteners around. So, rather than write about school, I am going to recount a story about a friend who had a complicated, hard, short, and at times nasty life. I hope that it says something about love. ***

Ian had M.S. and was paralyzed from the waste down. His upper body strength and coordination were also failing. When I met Ian, he had recently moved to “downtown” Cochrane Alberta, to a third-floor apartment in a building that housed various social service organizations on the main floor. Before this, Ian had lived in an apartment on the second floor of a house in the suburbs. Ian smoked, and he had to go outside to do it. So, in his old apartment he had kept one wheelchair upstairs and another downstairs by the door. He would lift himself up and down the stairs, one at a time, using his arms alone. He was a small, skinny, and wiry guy. But he was proud. He liked to muscle his body up and down those stairs. It made him feel like the bad-ass rebel that he was before he got sick. When I met Ian, he was using the elevator to get up and down from the third floor, and he lamented the fact that his strength was fading.

I first saw Ian when I visited the social services’ offices to meet the director of a volunteer organization called Helping Hands. Cochrane was a small, friendly town. People called Helping Hands whenever they needed help with something like moving or yard work, and the director sent email blasts to all the volunteers. Ian was a regular at the social services office. He used to roll himself in just to talk to the women. That’s what he was doing when I first saw him. He had hurt himself and was lifting his shirt to show the scrapes on his chest. My first impression of him wasn’t a good one.

“Wow, that guy is I needy” I thought. “Clingy, too, by the looks of it.” Ian lived alone and hadn’t been able to work for years. Now that I have learned a bit of psychology, I realize that he was just looking for connections. Nobody likes an attention seeker. But we should all sympathize with people who lack connections.

I didn’t want to get close to people like Ian. I was afraid of getting called all the time, asked me for money, and pressed into being someone’s butler. I have a hard time saying no to requests. So, I was afraid of getting wrapped around Ian’s finger.  

But I ended up becoming friends with Ian. The director of Helping Hands had been looking for a friend for him, and I fit the bill. She asked me to visit him once a week and I couldn’t justify saying no. I was in Cochrane to learn to be a Franciscan Friar and dedicate my life to poverty, humility, brotherhood, and service to the poor. And, Ian was about as poor as they get.

Despite my first impression of him, Ian and I became good friends quite quickly. It was a friendship forged in fire. Or, water. Brown water, as it turned out.

The first time we hung out, I went over to Ian’s apartment, and we talked for a while. Ian didn’t have a lot of human contact, so he tended to bottle things up until they exploded out at the next person he saw. He had a lot to be angry about, and a lot of time to ruminate and brood. So, he ranted, especially whenever I arrived. But I didn’t mind that. There are angry ranters among my family and friends. I don’t mind hearing someone out. After we talked a bit, I offered to get us dinner from any of the restaurants within walking distance. Ian suggested Donair, as there was a shawarma place just down the block. I asked him what he wanted, and Ian said, “A large beef donair. I’ll eat half tonight and the other half for lunch tomorrow.” I got the donairs, but Ian didn’t save any for the next day’s lunch. He ate the whole, almost foot-ball sized wrap that evening. The next afternoon I got a call from Ian. “Uh Oh,” I thought, “It begins.” I was apprehensive.

“I’m calling you because I don’t have anyone else… and it’s kind of your fault, if you think about it, because you bought me the large donair.”

Ian explained that, due to the large donair, he had plugged his toilet, and it had flooded his bathroom. What’s worse, when Ian tried to plunge it, he cracked his face off the toilet bowl and lost a tooth. Ian’s arms were weak. He had leaned over the toilet and was using his whole upper body to push down on the plunger. When he lost grip and his hand slipped off, his downward momentum continued, and his upper body went down to toilet level. His face bounced off the toilet bowl, which was wet with nasty toilet overflow. Ian was truly in the shit. (It’s summer! I’ll type what I want!)

I got over there as soon as I could and, together, we surveyed the damage. I couldn’t be mad at him. I could see the blood from his face. He was humiliated. He said again that it was “kinda” my fault. But he was just being awkward out of embarrassment.

Slowly but surely, I got it all cleaned up. Ian’s plunger wasn’t doing the job, so we left the apartment, and I pushed him over to a nearby hardware store to buy a new one. I remember us laughing and having fun on that excursion. He said again that it was kinda my fault. “What a guy” I thought to myself. I didn’t argue. What was the point of rubbing his nose in it worse than it already was?

Oddly enough, Ian and I bonded through that experience. He never got clingy with me, and he never made an unreasonable request. We hung out once a week until I went to Ireland for my next stage in Friar formation. Then, when I got back, we picked up our friendship by phone while I was in Quebec. (French Friar formation) We stayed friends until the day he died. Like my friend Gary, Ian, too, took medical assistance in dying.

I was asked to befriend Ian, but we were real friends. I liked Ian. His hands were dirty as hell because A) he couldn’t easily reach the sink and B) he didn’t care. And he went on a lot of  angry rants. But he was real. He was down to earth. He was sincere. And, like me, he was a dreamer. He wanted to be more, and to do more. He had dreams of running for city council. He wanted to start a program where he would help people get their G.E.D. He wanted to revolutionize the public transit system in Cochrane and make it a haven for people with disabilities. He wanted to mentor youths, so that they wouldn’t make the same mistakes he did. I knew none of this would happen. But I too had ambitions that would never be realized.

Ian had been a wild young man. As his death approached, he became repentant. He told me that he was afraid of going to hell. So, he asked for help arranging a baptism and a confession. (I didn’t say anything about heaven or hell, BTW) Ian said that he was afraid to tell a priest everything right away, so he asked if he could tell me first, to practice saying it out loud. By then, Ian was in long term care. His health had deteriorated, and he had open sores that needed constant care. One day, while visiting him on a trip back to Alberta, he asked me to push him into town to buy a few things. On the way, he slowly recounted stories from his youth. It was his confession. I won’t retell his stories, but he had hurt or wronged a lot of people. He had a lot to regret. For my part, I just listened. After a while Ian asked me if his illness was penance. “Wow”, I thought. Ian had come a long way. He was an atheist when I met him. Now he was open to the idea of God, AND curious if he deserved everything that was happening to him. This was a Holy moment, and I knew that I had to tread carefully.

Instead of addressing the question of whether he deserved anything, I talked about what I understood the word penance to mean. In Ireland, someone told me that it came from the French and latin word pend, which means to hang, like in the word pendulum. Penance, I was told, meant hanging things to make them straight. Penance, therefore, was about straightening things out. It brings us back into alignment, and right relationship with God.

I pointed out the fact that Ian was thinking more about God than he used to. He also said he wanted reconciliation, through the sacrament of confession. He wanted peace. He wanted a clear conscious. And, he wanted to do better in the future. Was his illness punishment? Who can say? Lots of people get sick. And, I don’t know everything God does and does not do. But his illness was bringing him into a better relationship with God and his fellow man. It was straightening him out.

When I left Cochrane, God sent someone else to look after Ian. I’ll call him Mitch. (not his real name) Mitch met Ian through an MS patient support service. His wife had M.S., and a mutual acquaintance put them in contact with Ian so that they could give him a bed. Mitch told me that, when he first met Ian, he felt the same way I did: “Stay clear of that guy.” He felt repulsed by Ian. But he also felt compelled to help him. Like me, Mitch is a prayerful man. So, he prayed to God: “If you are going to put Ian in my life, and you want me to help him, please help me to love him.” After that, felt love for Ian rise up in his heart. “I don’t know why I love him,” Mitch said. “God put love for him in my heart.”

I think I loved Ian because I sympathized with his unfilled ambitions, and his raw desire for connection and belonging. Mitch loved him out of spiritual love. The loved welled up in his heart from a source unknown. It was from God’s heart, I suppose. That was the proof, for Mitch, that God loved Ian no matter what he had done in the past.  

When I left Alberta, Mitch started visiting Ian and helping him with his affairs. He helped Ian more than I ever could. Eventually Ian signed the papers to get medical assistance in dying. (not Mitch’s idea. Mitch was against it) But as the date got close, Ian started to get antsy, and started thinking about escape plans. He became fixated on an implausible plan to go back to his hometown in B.C. and get an apartment with his estranged son. To do this, Ian would time his move to B.C. in such was way that he could receive benefit cheques from both the Alberta and B.C. governments in the same month. If his plan worked, he could get an apartment and live there with his son.

Ian asked Mitch to drive him to B.C. Mitch was not sold on the idea, so he called me for advice. I told him that the plan was hopeless, but Ian was unlikely to let go of the idea. So, why not let him learn the hard way? And, that brings us back to the beginning of our story.

The day of the trip, Ian prayed to God that he could hold his bowels until they arrived at a rest stop. He didn’t make it. He had a big time accident about an hour into the trip and Mitch had to clean it up. Ian was mortified. He was angry at God. Very angry. This is where our story gets philosophical.

Why didn’t God answer Ian’s prayer? God answers all of my prayers. He always has. And I HAVE prayed for things equally as trivial as Ian’s request for help to not shit his pants. Did God not love Ian? Actually, it was quite the opposite. God did love Ian and was trying to take care of him. The problem was that Ian was running away from God’s love and care.

Let’s look at Ian’s plan. In Alberta, he had friends who cared about him and cared for him. He had everything he needed. In B.C. Ian had only old friends who had not been there when he was sick, and an estranged son who was not ready for what Ian was going to ask of him. By leaving Alberta for B.C., Ian was actually running away from the love and care that God arranged for him. Ian was likely to end up in a hospital again at some point. Calgary has a massive hospital, where Ian had previously spent a few months and had made lots of friends. He used to wheel himself around and talk to everyone. A friend on the pastoral care team told me that Ian brightened up everyone’s day. But Ian’s hometown in B.C. was small, with a very small hospital. If he ever had to be hospitalized there, he wouldn’t be able to make many friends. In every way, Ian would make his life worse by going to B.C. It was a shitty plan, and maybe God was trying to help him understand that.

Sometimes the hardest thing to accept in life is help. It is hard to admit when we need it. Ian was proud. He had always been proud. He didn’t like being dependent on others. He wanted to be somebody important. None of his big hopes and dreams had come to fruition. The B.C. plan was his last hope to be somebody. They key to his plan, it turns out, was furniture. When telling me about his plan, he talked often about how he would furnish the apartment. He hoped to somehow get enough money out of the Alberta and B.C. governments to buy a bunch of furniture for his apartment, furniture that he could leave for his son. He had nothing else to leave him. This was his desperate hope of doing something good for his son before he died.  

But… nothing in B.C. went according to Ian’s plan. Nobody wanted rent to him. He stayed with friends for a few days, but they couldn’t take care of him. He ended up in the local hospital and, once there, they shipped Ian back to Alberta.

Ian didn’t stay around much longer. His condition was only going to get worse. Within six months of his B.C. fiasco, Ian took medical assistance in dying. Mitch was right there with him. Mitch told me that Ian was in a good mood that day. He wasn’t bitter about the B.C. disappointment. Mitch said they talked all day and joked around with all the staff. The appointment had been scheduled for the morning, but Ian asked to postpone it till the afternoon so that he and Mitch could hang out longer in the hospital. They called me before it happened, and we said our goodbyes.

What do I take away from Ian’s story? Pride often drives us away from those we need. God sends us challenges to humble us and open us up to love. The prodigal son faced challenges. Nothing worked for him. So, he came home and was happy. Sometimes we can’t see how much we need to change our current course. Ian’s life was just a more obvious example than most.

This isn’t a story about punishment. It isn’t about the consequences of bad actions. It is a story about love and penance. God loved Ian. He sent loving people into his life. God wanted Ian to let go of his anger and make peace with his life and everyone in it. God wanted Ian to be happy. I think that God’s plan worked for Ian, as ugly as it might have looked from the outside. Ian’s big dreams never came to fruition. Maybe mine won’t either. But Ian made peace with God. He processed his guilt. He got over his shame of not living up to his dreams. And, he died knowing that he was loved.  

If you learned anything else from Ian’s story that I didn’t mention, please email me.

Feeling down (but not out) in the last week of school.

Well, it is the last week of school, and I am not finishing the year on a high note. We did a literacy test for all the SK students last week. (It is mandated by the government of Ontario.) The results came back, and they don’t make me look very good as a teacher. Also last week, one of my SK students showed me a card that she made for her mom. The few words that she had written were misspelled, and some of the letters were backwards. It made me think that I failed her as a teacher.

I could blame my circumstances. I have 9 SKs and 18 JKs. I spend a lot of time breaking up fights, mopping up pee, and acting as a mediator for kids who don’t speak English. The JKs took up a lot of my time and attention this year. And even among the SK students there were some kids who were very hard to manage.

But I can’t deny responsibility. It is on me. I didn’t do as well as I had hoped to this year. The paradox is that I was more confident than I have ever been as a teacher. I felt like I was more in control. I thought that I knew what I was doing. But the results didn’t reflect that. It isn’t hard for me to realize why: being more confident meant that I didn’t ask for as much help. In my first year of teaching kindergarten, I literally had no idea what I was doing. But I prayed a lot and spent a lot of time quietly reflecting on things. In my second year, also, I prayed all the time for help. This year my ego started growing and I no longer felt so clueless. So, I rarely prayed to God to help me as a teacher. I didn’t pray as much, in general. And the results weren’t good.

But I am not sad. It is humbling, but it doesn’t hurt. God doesn’t need to hurt us to teach us lessons. We usually hurt ourselves. God’s lessons are blessings.

Sure, I wallowed in self-pity for an hour or two after I got the literacy results. But then, instead of thinking of my failures, I started to think about the times when things did go well for me. And, it was easy to see the pattern: when I prayed for help, things went well. When I tried to take everything onto myself, things did not.

It is hard to find pointers on what to do as a kindergarten teacher. The internet is full of ideas, but very few of them work. Most of the stuff I find online is from people who no longer teach, but instead just try to sell worksheets online. One day while sifting through the crap online I realized something profound: God is the greatest kindergarten teacher. He has to be. God knows everything that every kindergarten teacher has ever done, and he knows how well it has worked or not worked. Every idea that a kindergarten teacher has ever had exists in the mind of God. He is the perfect kindergarten teacher. So, why do I need to try to be perfect? Why would I try to learn and master all of that myself? I am so limited in what I can do. God is unlimited. Why not just hand the reins over to him?

One day I realized, halfway through the day, that I had nothing planned for a 40 minute period after lunch recess. I was sick, busy, and I couldn’t keep up with planning. So, I prayed to God for help. He didn’t drop a lesson plan out of the sky. I didn’t see any writing in the clouds. Nor did he whisper anything into my ear. But when we got back into the classroom I went into autopilot. I went to a math resource website and pulled up a lesson and it worked very well. And, while I was showing it to the kids, I saw some items in our class that would work as a hands-on learning experience. It all came together as if I had carefully planned everything out.

God doesn’t need us to be great at anything. He is the best. He doesn’t need us. Our goal in life is not to succeed at worldly tasks. We are here to grow, learn, and let go. We are children of God. We are sparks of his flame. He wants us to be whole again, in him, and with him. He is our other half.

Our school went to Mass last week. Everyone was there. My class looked like a stormy sea. The little kids couldn’t sit still. It was funny to see. The priest read the Gospel passage where Jesus tells us that we need to be humble like children. Children are dependent. They need their adults for everything. And that is how God tells us to be. We want to be the adults, the ones in power. But that is not what we are here for. It is a paradox. I have a wife and a baby on the way. I take care of 28 kids during the day. I need to be strong. I need to be in control. But the truth is that if I want to be good at what I do, I need to consider myself incapable of doing it well. I need to be humble enough to let God help me. I am really a child of God. That is my real job. That is my purpose. And only with his help can I be good at my other jobs, like teaching and being a husband.

There is more that I’d like to write. But I will keep it short this week because I am out of gas. Three more days of school and then I can relax. Next year I must remember to work with God each and every day. And for right now, I need to remember all the good that happened this year. I probably did better than I thought.  

Don’t fire me for talking about Krishna on Fathers’ Day.

A little while ago I chaperoned a school dance for kids in grade 6 to 8. It wasn’t just kids from our school. Students from other Catholic schools in the area were invited as well. Not many teachers wanted to be there, so I volunteered to help out. I was stationed in the gym, standing by the outside door to make sure that nobody snuck in or out. Nobody tried to get past me. But I did have to break up a group of guys trying to pants one of their friends.

Standing there, watching that dance, made me realize how different life is for this generation of kids. When I was at a dance in grade 6/7/8, we mostly walked around, mingling and joking around. But when the slow songs came on, we all found a girl to dance with. I had lots of friends who were female, and I remember slow dancing with all of them. At the dance I chaperoned, I saw a total of two couples slow dance. And, in both cases, they only slow danced for like 5 seconds. Why? As soon as they started, a bunch of people pulled out their phones and started filming. I could see all the flashlights pointed at them. After a few seconds of that, the boy and girl gave up on the whole thing. Wow, I thought. I never considered THAT effect of smart phones. The kids are afraid of doing anything that could be captured on camera or talked about in group chats. They must feel like celebrities, afraid to do anything in public.  

How can kids be themselves if they feel like they are constantly being scrutinized?

For my part, it was pretty awkward to stand there for 2 hours, watching kids dance. I just stayed in the corner with my back up against the wall. My body language said, without a doubt, that I was not enjoying the experience. I volunteered to help because I knew that the principal and vice principal needed people. I like being part of a team. So, I was happy to lend a hand and earn a few brownie points. But I took no pleasure in being there. I am sure the kids could see that.

I did crack a smile at one point. It had nothing to do with the kids. The song “pink pony club” came on and I remembered how my wife dances to it. Picturing her smile as she jumped back and forth, feet together… made me laugh out loud. My wife is sweet. Other people have described her as “uninhibited”, “without guile”, and “captivating”. To me, she is indescribable, and I can’t think of anyone to compare her to. She is hilarious, fun, sweet, innocent, sincere, playful, witty, charismatic, and charming. I think that if they made a movie about her, they would not be able to find an actress to depict her accurately. She is, herself, more dramatic and expressive than any actress. She makes me laugh all the time. And, she really likes the song “pink, pony club.” She dances to it by jumping side to side, feet going one way, hips going the other way, shoulders swaying, arms up, and all smiles. When that song came on, I thought of her dancing, and I started to laugh.

It made me think about attachment. I have read a bit about attachment theory, and I can see how it works with my students. Basically, if you have an attachment to a parent who makes you feel completely secure, and completely loved, then you are likely able to handle almost any situation and get along easily with people. If not, you will be deeply insecure, and all kinds of problems will result.

(Disclaimer: for your kids to feel totally secure with you, you need to set boundaries for them and show them that you are strong willed.)

My wife makes me feel completely secure and completely loved. When I looked around the room at the dance, I suspected that a lot of those kids did not feel completely secure and completely loved.

Experts on education say that even just one caring adult can make a huge difference in the life of a child. Particularly in high school, if a kid has one solid connection to a teacher, they are much more likely to succeed by all the standard metrics.

The sad thing about attachment theory is that it seems to be cyclical.  If a parent is unkind, inconsistent, neglectful, or unavailable, then the kid will likely grow up with deep rooted insecurities and, if and when they become a parent, they are likely be unkind, inconsistent, neglectful, or unavailable too.

It is sad to see the results of insecure attachment. Sometimes kids are desperate attention seekers, totally unable to focus on tasks. Some kids have no resilience and can’t handle any setbacks or slights without going into a rage. Some kids are always trying to control others. They flip out when people don’t do what they want. The kids with secure attachments, however, just shrug all that stuff off. At school, they just work on their projects and are nice to everyone. Nothing really bothers them. From the moment they were born they have felt completely secure and completely loved.

So, how do we get people from feeling insecure to secure? Well, I have an idea. But it is a risky one. I would need to talk about something from my past that, as a Catholic school teacher, I don’t often mention: Before I was a Catholic monk, I was an aspiring yogi. I went to India five times. I was a student of a Guru. (now passed away) And, I have read both the Mahabharata and Ramayana several times. (probably at least 6 times each). To really address the issue of attachment, I need to refer to Indian spirituality.  

Before I do, I should say that the Catholic church says that there is truth in every religion, but only the Catholic church has the fullness of truth. I have heard of Catholics who say that anything other than Christianity is devil worship. But the Catechism of the Catholic church recognizes the validity of other religions. It does NOT say that Hinduism is evil. But don’t worry, I am not going to promote Hinduism. I am going to refer to something that I learned which will, in the end, give glory to the Christian God.

There is a story from Hindu mythology about a demon king named Naraka who conquered the Earth and captured 16,108 women for himself. Krisha, considered to be an incarnation of God killed Naraka and freed the women. Most narratives would have ended there. God triumphed over evil and saved the lives of thousands of innocent women. But the story was not over because the freed women were still in a pickle. They had been captives of a demonic king, and so it was assumed that he had raped them, or they had given themselves to him. They feared that, when they went home, they would be ostracized. No men would marry them, and they would have no place in society. So, Krishna married all 16,108 women himself, and not in a “sister wives” type of way. He gave himself entirely to each and every one of them.

A travelling sage once visited Krishna and asked him how he managed to be a husband to 16,108 wives. He assumed that Krishna must have been neglecting most of them. But Krishna invited the sage to go and see for himself. So, the sage walked around Krishna’s city and found that Krishna had built a palace for each of his 16,108 wives. And, in each palace, the sage saw Krishna himself being a husband and father. In some palaces, the sage could see Krishna eating a meal with his family. In others, Krishna and his family were offering worship. In some windows, the sage saw Krishna tucking children into bed while his wife leaned against the door frame, arms crossed with a smile on her face. In some windows he saw Krishna and his wife sitting on the couch watching a Netflix documentary about Pangolins, while Krishna rubbed his wife’s feet. Oh wait, no, that was my window. My wife is 7 months pregnant and her poor feetsies are swelling.  

Krishna wasn’t neglecting anyone. He gave himself entirely to each of his 16,108 wives. How did he do this? In Hinduism, Krishna is an incarnation of God, THE God. Hindus are not polytheistic, it’s just that, in addition to God, they believe in heavenly beings, in the same way that Catholics believe in saints. But Krishna was an incarnation of God, and so he could be in countless places at the same time. He could multiply himself as many times as he wanted to. Krishna was omnipotent. And, with all that power and all those abilities, what did he do? He lived normal, humble married life, 16,108 times over. And he loved each and everyone of those women. He gave himself entirely to each one.

So, what does this mean for Christians who don’t believe any of this? Well, it means a lot actually.

A person cannot say, “Oh yeah, that Hindu God is extremely loving, but he isn’t real. That is devil worshipping. The real God isn’t THAT loving. The real God wouldn’t do that” What do you mean? Are you saying that the real God is LESS loving than that? Even if Hinduism is devil worshipping (which it isn’t), the Christian God MUST be that loving if not more so.

God is the greatest. God is the highest. God is beyond our understanding. God is the most loving. God is the most kind. There is no better love than God’s love. Even in terms of ideas, there cannot be an idea of anything greater than God. St Paul said, “What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the human heart conceived, what God has prepared for those who love him” (1 Corinthians, 2:9) What this means is that the human mind and heart cannot even conceive of how loving God truly is. So, even if Krishna is just a made-up character from a story, no human author could dream up a character that is more loving than God, who is more loving than we can imagine. So, God must be at least, if not even more loving than he is depicted in the example of Krishna and his 16,108 wives. Therefore, that story is true, whether you believe it happened or not.

The question is: what does it mean to us? Well, it could be the answer to our problem of attachments. You see, I wasn’t always comfortable at school dances. I wasn’t always confident talking to women. I used to be quite anxious, frustrated, bitter, and depressed… that is until I started talking to God. Once I found God and started thinking about him, praying to him, and feeling his presence, I felt secure and loved just the way I was. My self confidence went way up. My bitterness vanished. I was no longer frustrated with life. I was happy. And, when I was happy in life, I was able to make other people happy as well. Because I had God, I was able to give myself to my wife. Now I get to be happy with her.

I have read many descriptions of prayer and I have tried to come up with my own description. It is hard. Prayer, for me, can be repetitive and meditative. It slowly aligns my mind and heart with God. I often focus on saying certain words, or being fully aware of the present moment. But whatever I am focused on, it always leads to the encounter. And, for me, the encounter with God is an experience of being fully safe, free from any danger, threat, stress, or worry. It is being fully known, fully loved, and fully o.k. just the way I am. The experience is fleeting. But in the moment of encounter with God, everything is right. It feels like the fullness of life, even though it is totally peaceful. I think that is what people need. That is what could transform someone from and insecure child into a secure parent. And, that is for everyone. There is no limit to how many people God can be with. You can have his full attention anytime you want. He isn’t too good for you. Do you think all of those 16,108 women were perfect? Krishna didn’t love some more than others. He didn’t pick favourites. He loved them all. And he also was there for all his kids.

All of us can have that. But, people who had secure attachments with their parents generally have an easier time coming to know God. So, please give your best self to the kids in your life as well. And be strong for them. Don’t let them bring their phones to the dance. Let them be themselves for once.

God’s Report Card

I had a dream the other night where I was standing in my classroom with the mother of one of my students, and she was looking around the room, picking everything apart. I had left a simple math statement written on the whiteboard and she pointed out how it was incorrect or misleading. She went through the stuff piled on the teachers’ table and pointed out stuff that should have been sent home with students. She looked where we keep the markers and pointed out how messy it was, and how many markers had dried out because the lids had been left off. She looked at the sink area and pointed out how dirty it was. She pulled out a clipboard and started scoring me on certain things. “You get a three for …. a three for ……. A three for…..” I remember, in my dream, thinking to myself, “Three out of four? That is 75% That’s not bad. Three out of five is 60% percent. That would make sense. I’m doing o.k. but I know I have room to improve.” I asked her, “Is it three out of 4, or three out of five?” She just looked at me and said, “Its out of ten.”

In real life, that mom likes me, I think. She has said that her daughter is already very sad that I will not be her teacher next year. I think that my dream was just a product of stress. I have been working on report cards and that is always a huge stressor. Twice a year my life gets consumed by report cards. My father can’t believe that we even do report cards for kindergarten. To be fair, they are called a “Communication of Learning”, and they are entirely anecdotal. There are no number or letter grades. There are four criteria, called frames, on which we report. For each of the 28 students, I have to write around 250 words about their learning in that frame over the course of the term. (two terms: September to End of January, then February to end of June) Luckily, there is a lot of overlap in the frames, and you can pretty much say that anything a kid did falls into at least one frame. So, I just take notes about what the kids do and then I compile those notes and organize them into the four frames. The stressful part is that, once I do that, I realize that I don’t have enough notes on some kids. So, there are always a few panicked weeks a year where I have to follow around certain kids and to find something that I can write in their report cards.

You can’t write anything bad in a kindergarten communication of learning. You have to write what they have learned, or how they demonstrated a process of learning. If you say anything bad about a kid, it has to be in the context of a lesson that they learned. For example, “Johnny got mad and hurt another student. But when the other student started crying, Johnny felt bad, said sorry and, from then on, Johnny made special efforts to include him in play. This demonstrates blah blah blah blah blah.”

In my first year in kindergarten, I had a student who looked, to me, like a future monster of a man. He was angry, self-centered, mean, impatient… basically if you make a list of all the unpleasant personality traits you can think of, he fit the bill. But he was also very smart, very strong-willed, and terrifyingly manipulative. So, to me, he looked like someone who was going to harm a lot of people in his life. When it was time for report cards, I started writing what that guy was doing: getting mad and flipping chairs, hitting other kids, teasing others, refusing to comply with simple requests, manipulating peers and educators, etc. I thought that it was my duty to record all that so that his parents and future educators would know what was actually happening. I did my first draft and submitted it to the principal and, a few days later, she called me into the office to explain that I had to completely start over. All the info about misbehaviour and violence was to be shared with the parents by phone or in person. The “communication of learning” was about what the kid learned. It had to be a success story. I had to look for improvement and talk about that. So, I wrote a report card that focused only on the good things the kid did. And, if you read it, you would not have been able to equate that with the actual kid. It made him sound like an angel.

The reality is that the toughest kids often have the nicest sounding report cards, because those kids take up so much of the educators’ time and attention that they end up with enough notes on the kid to write a book. At the end of the term, educators sift through those notes and find the best examples and that is what ends up in the “communication of learning.”

I used to be bitter about writing sunny and flowery report cards for kids who made my days more difficult. But it was actually good for me to notice the good things, and it helped me reflect on the circumstances that led to them. Challenging kids are always challenging. But some days they are easier to deal with than others. A lot of that is due to their home life and their cognitive abilities. But also, a lot of that is due to what the teacher does. So, it is good to study problematic kids as much as possible.

In older grades they have something called “modifications” for report cards. Basically, if you are teaching grade 6 math but a student can only do grade 2 math, then you set a new goal for the kid: grade 3 math. It is not fair to expect them to jump from grade 2 math to grade 6 math in a year, especially if they have consistently demonstrated difficulties in math. The teachers, therefore, modify the expectations for the kid. The kid’s goal for that year is to learn and get better at math, and they will prove that if, at the end of the year, they can do grade 3 math. If they can, then they have shown that they have tried hard and have improved. Therefore, they get a good mark in math, based on the modified expectation of grade 3 math. It makes sense, but it can really complicate things for the teachers.

There is always a lot of pushback to these “everybody succeeds” type of ideas. Why do we have to give everyone an A? If they are in grade 6 but can’t do grade 6 math, then they should get a bad mark. Why give them a good mark for successfully doing grade 3 math when they are in grade 6? And, in kindergarten, why not tell it how it is? If a kid is totally disrupting everything and bothering the heck out of everyone, why tell a different story on their report card?

Well, at my school, the other two kindergarten educators have been teaching for 15+ years. One has around 17 years of experience, the other, 25. If, in real life, a parent came through with a clipboard in the middle of the school day and graded us on how good of a job we are doing as a kindergarten teacher, I would get a pretty low mark compared to those two ladies. I might actually get the three out of ten from my dream. But when I admit my struggles to my colleagues both at my school and at other schools, they all tell me the same thing: It takes time. You can’t compare yourself to more experienced teachers. They struggled at your stage as well. It takes a long time.

I’ve learned in life that steps cannot be skipped. And, some things need to be learned in order. You can’t teach kids until you understand how they learn. That takes time. Your literacy lessons will only go so well until you get your overall day schedule and routines are going well. I found that I needed to get certain basic things like the schedule, routine, layout, and play time going well before I could even turn my mind to the fine details of literacy instruction. Another example if this: The school board provided me with a religion program to follow but I couldn’t make sense of it for a long time because I had too many other pressing things occupying my mind. Once I got the fundamental things going well, then I easily understood how to do the religion program. A kid who can’t do grade 3 math can’t do grade 6 math. It’s that simple. A kid who starts the year only able to do grade 2 math but, over the course of the year learns to do grade 3 math HAS accomplished something and should be congratulated.

Compared to my colleagues I am still running a pretty rickety kindergarten program. As teachers, those other two are like big diesel locomotives and I am like a frontier-time horse and carriage with a wobbly wheel about to fall off. But over the course of this year, I have learned a lot and made a lot of improvements.

I know that, as a parent, you don’t want to hear your child’s teacher described as “umm….. he’s getting better.” You want to hear “They are good.” But that takes time.

Kids need to be given that grace as well. They aren’t all starting from the same position. They have vastly different home lives. They have different genetics. They are fed differently. Some were attended to. Some were kind-of neglected. Some have two happy parents. Some have angry fighting parents. Some get to hang out with their parents. Some are given screens while their parents are distracted with other screens. Whatever it may be, it puts them in a different position to succeed at school. The angry ego monster I had… his home life made sense.

So, are we to stand at one finish line and judge kids who started from different starting lines?

When I joined the religious order, they brought in a psychologist to interview me and the other new guys before they invested too much time and money in us. I sat down with the psychologist for 2 hours and, at the end of it, I asked him what he thought of me. He said, “I think that your parents did a really great job.” That is it. That is the truth. If there is anything good that can be said about who I am today, it is almost entirely because of who my parents were and how they raised me.

The point is: I can’t really take any credit. So, if I can’t take credit for my successes, how can I blame kids for their failures?

Some people want to condemn kids. I don’t like to condemn kids, but I often want to condemn their parents. But even that is unfair, because much of what they do is a product of how they were raised. Where does it end? Is anyone accountable for anything? I don’t have to answer that question. And, I’ll tell you why: The point of life isn’t to succeed or fail. The point of life is to learn, grow, and develop. That is why we are here. Too many people view life as a report card for entrance to heaven or condemnation to hell. They think that God’s primary role is to pronounce judgement and either let someone into heaven or cast them down to hell. They don’t think of God as the teacher, who arranges our interwoven lives for us to develop into a fuller and better version of ourselves.

In the end, all of the work I put into my report cards won’t amount to much. The parents will give them a quick read. Some might not read them at all. Some might read them out loud to their kid. That, I think, is the best case scenario. But, overall, they hold no weight. No employer is ever going to look at someone’s kindergarten communication of learning.

I had a tough student this year. If I had had him in my first year, I might have judged him similarly to the way I judged the guy who I said looked like a future monster. But this year was different. I made more of an effort to connect with this guy. I talked to his parents more. I spent more time with him. We connected. I came to understand him. And, his behaviour got a lot better. Or, at least in my eyes it did. Maybe it was all about how I thought of him.

I wrote the guy’s report card, and it will go home soon. Off the top of my head I can’t remember much about what I wrote about him. To me, it doesn’t matter as much as the relationship that we have. The report card doesn’t represent the time that I spent with him, or all the growth that I saw in him over the course of the year. There were too many little signs of improvement. I couldn’t write them all and some of them wouldn’t sound good. Like, “He hits less people now than he did three months ago.” I can’t write that.

I guess what I am trying to say here is that God can’t just be the judge. He is more than a score keeper. He is more than just someone writing report cards. It isn’t about the failures. It is about the learning. Maybe we need to fail in order to learn? My dad always said that people learn way more from failures than they do from successes.

I know that God loves everyone because, with some of the people I have met in my life, if I can love them, then God must love them. He must love them waaay more than I love them.

In regards to my little friend this year… a lot of people have been quick to judge him. I have judged him a lot this year as well. But he has been learning. He has been growing. He has been developing. That is the point. And, as I have tried harder, and have prayed for help in dealing with him, I have also grown. I remember one night I prayed for help dealing with him, and the next day I found myself reading a story to him, with him clamoring to sit on my lap. At that time of the year, I would not have given him the time of day. I had a bad attitude towards him. I judged him as being bad and that was that. But I knew that I had to do better somehow, so I prayed for help, and God sent his grace into our midst. Maybe the Holy Spirit took over. God softened my heart. He helped me to grow and develop. And, as I grew and developed, I was able to better help that kid.

None of that is on his report card, that is for sure. But that is what God cares about. He cares about softening and expanding hearts. He cares about blossoming virtues. God is a gardener, not a judge.

Out of all my students this year, the one who I will miss the most is the guy who gave me the most trouble.  

Kids saying good-bye, and a man waiting to die.

My class recently had a teacher candidate come for a three-week observation practicum. Translation: a lady who is in teacher’s college right now came to see what it is like in a real classroom. This was just her first practicum. She was only to observe and help out when asked. She didn’t need to write lesson plans, or practice teaching the class. She will do that later in her course of studies. And I hope that she will do that with a more experienced teacher than me. I was happy to have another adult in the room to help. But I wouldn’t want to be responsible for that level of teacher training.

She was great, the teacher candidate. She bought in, right from day one. She was engaged with the kids. She was focused on learning as much as possible. And she helped me out a lot. It was so nice to have someone to bounce ideas off of. Every elementary teacher in Ontario gets a 40-minute preparation and planning period every day. That means that we get a break from our students so that we can get other stuff done. My Kindergarten colleagues and I all have our prep period at the same time, with the idea that we will collaborate and plan lessons together. In reality, it doesn’t happen much. We are often busy doing stuff that is specific to our class. For example, I might be busy getting signatures for a field trip form, or talking to the vice principal about how to handle an incident of student violence. But even if my Kinder colleagues and I were all free at the same time, I don’t know how much we would collaborate. Our styles are very different and what works for one won’t necessarily work for another. My ECE teaching partner and I are usually on the same page. But we are always busy, and we don’t get planning time together.

Working with the teacher candidate was the truest experience of collaboration that I have had as a teacher. Why? She didn’t have other responsibilities to pre-occupy her. And she wasn’t set in her ways. Every day I told her what I was hoping to accomplish, (e.g. A unit on 3D shapes) and then she helped me plan a course of action. With her help, I had the most productive three weeks that I have had as a teacher. They weren’t perfect. Some of our ideas didn’t work out as well as we had hoped. But that will always be true. I was happy to be trying new things and seeing how they go. After all, that is how we learn.

At the end of her three-week practicum, I told the students that the teacher candidate would be leaving us. The students all ran to hug her. I had to guide them into making a line and tell them to move out of the way after hugging her so that someone else could hug. I have experienced being group hugged by kindergarteners and I know that, when you reach a certain number of simultaneous huggers, it stops being fun and starts being dangerous. I have almost fallen over from too many leg huggers.

At dismissal time, two kids seemed particularly sad to be saying goodbye to the teacher candidate. One little girl didn’t want to stop hugging her, even as the little girl’s mom stood at the gate waiting to take her home. After all the kids had left, and before we said our goodbye, the teacher candidate told me that she was at peace with her desire to teach Kindergarten. The three weeks in our class had affirmed for her that Kinder is where she belongs. Hopefully that works out for her. She might have to teach other grades for a while, too. You have to take the jobs that are available. It takes years to get the seniority required to choose your grade level.

Seeing the sad hugs at the end of the day made me think of all the goodbyes I have had to say in my life. It is nearing the end of the school year, so there are a lot more goodbyes coming up for me. I will be moving schools, as I don’t have the seniority required to stay where I am.

Out of all the results of my “group hug” Google search, I liked this one the best.

Sometimes I think about friends and/or friendships that I have lost. As a Friar, I had many great friendships based on deep and honest conversations about faith. I remember many people being moved to tears as we talked about God, and their own struggle to accept themselves. There were many people who opened up to me at every stop of my journey. I connected easily with a lot of people. In my first year with the Friars, I signed up with a local volunteer organization that acted as a central hub to connect volunteers to people in need in the community. The coordinator saw that I had social skills, so she paired me up with a guy in a nursing home who needed a friend. The guy was famously cantankerous. He had fallen ill with ALS at a relatively young age and was stuck in a nursing home, unable to move anything below his neck. That is a good reason to be cantankerous. He was at least 20 years younger than everyone else there, and he was probably the only resident who had his full, undiminished mental capacity. So, he had good reason to be lonely. He was divorced, although his ex-wife visited from time to time. He had a daughter who visited more frequently, thank God. But time passed slowly for him in that condition and in that situation.

Another one of the first year Friars already wanted to volunteer at the nursing home, so we both signed up to be volunteers and we started spending a lot of time there. I paid the man a visit and we quickly became good friends. Sure, I was a volunteer, but our friendship was real. I not only felt great compassion for the man. (He was in constant pain. His nerves had lost their ability to control movement, but they retained their ability to send pain signals. His legs were constantly cramping and his feet were extremely sensitive.) But I genuinely related to him in many ways. He had been a business owner, just like myself. He had been a bit of a loner, much like I had been for a long time. We understood each other. He had a lot of reasons to be angry, chief among them was his contempt for the nursing home food. He could not stand the food there. He had his daughter bring him in plastic containers full of pre-cooked hamburgers which he would microwave. And I started bringing in Chinese food one night each week. On Sunday or Monday nights we would eat Chinese food and watch football. I imagine that, on those evenings, he felt almost normal. The other first-year Friar always joined us. Together we had a little “guys night” in the nursing home.

The coordinator of volunteers at the nursing home told me, before I took the job, that the man had already signed up for medical assistance in dying (MAID) and that I was not allowed to try to dissuade him. So, when it eventually came up in conversation, I did not try to convince him to do otherwise. Back at the Friary, the full-fledged Friars (most of them were priests) asked me if I was going to try to talk him out of it, citing religious reasons. I told them that I could not. And, deep down, I was very thankful for that. I didn’t want to have to pronounce judgement over something so complex. That was between the man and God. Now that I have given away the end of the story, and seeing that this happened a long time ago, I am going to call him Gary. Gary was a good friend of mine, and a good man. He had dictated an angry letter or two in his day. But all the nursing home staff agreed that he had a heart of gold and was a gentle soul.

As the date of his MAID appointment neared, Gary and I spoke more about death. He told me that he hoped there was something on the other side. He hoped that God was real. He didn’t have any fear of meeting God. Gary accepted who he was, and how he had lived. Deep down he accepted his suffering. Gary told me about the times in his when he had been overly head-strong, competitive, and selfish. He admitted he relished hurting people on the football field as a teenager. Gary knew who he was and who he wasn’t. And, deep down, he was starting to understand the good and compassionate heart of God.

Gary and I were guy friends. He didn’t show all his vulnerability to me. But he was very close with some of the care workers in the nursing home. One of them told me, in confidence that, close to the end, Gary felt that God was forgiving him and welcoming him. He felt loved. He was at peace. He was even crying tears of sweet relief.

When the day of his MAID appointment arrived, it was I who wheeled Gary from his room to the front door where an accessible bus was waiting to take him to the MAID site. They couldn’t do it in his nursing home. He had to go to a larger care facility. His ex-wife, his children, and their families would be there with him. I wasn’t going there. It was only for family. But I was honored that Gary (and the care workers) let me take him for his last ride in the nursing home. His last words to me were “Thank you for everything.” He was crying. I got the sense that he wanted to say more. After a little reception in the dining room, I wheeled Gary to the door. The driver of the accessible bus backed his chair onto the lift, and Gary started going up. As his chair rolled backwards into the bus and the doors started to close, we looked at each other. He opened his mouth to say something. I gave him a kind-of casual, friendly salute. He closed his mouth, nodded and smiled. Enough said.

Gary was a good friend. He was not, nor had he ever been a perfect man. But he was honest and sincere. Sure, I listened to him vent his anger about everything. But he also listened to me. He was a counsellor to me, in many ways. Our friendship was balanced. I wasn’t a high and mighty volunteer, stooping down to help him in his lowliness. We were just two friends, trying to make the best of a tough situation.

Gary is just one of the many people I have had to say goodbye to in my life. Some have died. Some I have lost contact with as I moved away and took on a new life as a teacher, husband, and soon-to-be father.

When I think of Gary now, I feel more gratitude than sadness. I am in awe, really. There are so many people in this world. In my neighborhood, when I cross paths with people on the street, my lizard brain sometimes feels threatened. I would say that, in general, people feel a lot of competitiveness, stand-offishness, and insecurity in relation to each other. The friendship that I had with Gary was pure. He was no longer in the rat race of life. He could not compete anymore. He wasn’t striving for anything. He wasn’t preoccupied with politics. He was a powerless man, waiting to die. As sad as that was, there was beauty in it. I am sorry for his pain. I wish that he never had to suffer as he did. But the transformation that it brought about was beautiful, and that is what I am in awe of. There is a well-known passage of the Bible that says, "I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh." (Ezekiel 36:26) When Gary talked about his past, it sounded like he had a heart of stone. But as he sat, in pain, waiting to die, I saw that his heart was softening day by day. The man who I saluted as the bus doors closed was a very different man than the one I first met.

I hope that I never suffer the way Gary did. I hope that no one ever suffers like that. But still, when I remember Gary and his journey, I have to say that life is beautiful. Focusing on beauty makes it easier to say goodbye.

I’ve got it! I know how to make my Kindergarten students feel better about saying goodbye to the teacher candidate: I’ll tell them the story of how my friend Gary got sick with ALS, got confined to a chair in a nursing home, and eventually took medical assistance in dying. That will surely make them feel better!

No, I won’t do that. But I might explain to them that the word Goodbye comes from “God be with you” (or “God be with ye” if speaking to a group. And Adieu literally means, “to God”.) When people used to say goodbye, it was with the understanding that they were entrusting the other person to God. They wouldn’t worry about the other person because they would know that they were in God’s hands. So maybe I’ll explain to the kids what it means to say goodbye to the teacher candidate: we are trusting that God is looking after her on the rest of her journey.

In a few weeks, I will entrust my little flock of 4 to 6-year-olds to God, as we all continue on our respective journeys.

ESL kids, school assemblies, and hospital visits

You have to give kindergarten students credit for one thing: In whole-school assemblies, they are generally the best behaved out of all the students. There are two reasons: 1. They always sit at the front, closest to the presenters and the principals. 2. They are often the most genuinely curious about what is being said. But that second point changes when the kids are English language learners. For ESL (English second language) junior kindergarten students, assemblies are mostly just gibberish. My ESL students have always tuned-out assemblies and just made their own entertainment for 20 or 30 minutes. During one assembly I saw one of my ESL JK students going down the row of our class, rolling up everyone’s sleeves at the wrists. Another time I turned around to see one of my ESL JK students sitting still and looking calm and attentive, the only problem was that he was sitting in the middle of a fifth-grade class, 4 rows back from our group.

Kindergarten is so much harder for ESL students. Their brains have to work ten times harder. I spent a year in a French speaking convent and the first six months were terribly frustrating. It was hard to be part of a group but not know what was being said, especially when people looked right at me while they were speaking. All kindergarten educators should be mindful of how hard the school experience is for ESL students.

One of my ESL students often showed up to school looking very downcast. She clearly wasn’t loving the school experience. I could see that she was a fun person and a leader. But she couldn’t communicate orally. So, she was often very sad at school. When her mother dropped her off, she would walk into the yard and stand by herself, looking at the ground. So, I would get a soccer ball and kick it gently at her feet. Without looking up, she would kick it back to me. We kicked it back and forth for a few minutes until she cracked a small smile.

One day we had a particularly exhausting school assembly. I sat in the middle of our row and had to maintain constant vigilance, looking from side to side to see who was talking, who was grabbing or hitting someone else, who was playing with plasticine from home, and who was slowly inching their way back to the grade 5s. I found the whole experience draining. And our morning routine was thrown off. By lunch recess I was short tempered and found myself being harsh with the kids. I realized that I was in a bad state of mind. So, I took some deep breaths and walked over to a less busy part of the yard to try to calm down. Suddenly, the little ESL girl with whom I liked to play soccer was standing at my side, reaching her hand up to mine. She said, “hand?” I put my hand in hers and we walked around the yard for the rest of the recess. I still had to break up fights and make kids share the toy cars, but it all seemed lighter, and it was easier to be kind to the kids while my little friend held my hand.  

It reminded me of an experience that I had while I was in the religious order. In my first year, my director encouraged the first-year guys to find volunteering opportunities in the city. We had to show that we were willing to work and contribute to society. I got involved with a few things, and I ended up meeting a chaplain who invited me to volunteer at a large hospital. The chaplain needed people to go around to the Catholic patients to tell them about chaplaincy services. There was Catholic Mass in the hospital chapel every day. And the priest could come and do the anointing of the sick if people wanted. I was also supposed to offer to pray with people and bring them Holy Communion if they wanted. I got a name tag, a parking pass, and a key that would open like 2 or 3 doors, and I became an official provincial health services volunteer. For the next couple of months (before I was shipped overseas for the next stage of formation) I went to the hospital a few days a week and visited Catholic patients. Almost all of them were surprised by my visits. They hadn’t asked to be visited by chaplaincy services. They had simply checked the “Catholic” box on the religion section of their admittance form. But I was very respectful and polite. (I had been an excellent salesman in my previous career) So, I do not think that I offended anyone. I simply explained who I was and what I was offering, and most people gave me a very polite “No, thank you”. But many people welcomed me, and I had many deep conversations. Some people stayed in touch for years after. I was amazed at how open and reflective people can be when they are in a vulnerable state.

What does this have to do with my little ESL friend? Well, at one point, I experienced some burnout from cold-calling hospital patients all day. I was very much aware of how intrusive and borderline rude it was. And some of the conversations were heavy. There were so many sick, lonely, and sad people. While talking to one guy, he heaved a heavy sigh and said, “It’s just nice to have someone to talk to.” Another guy, on my second visit, asked me for medical advice. He said, “I trust you entirely.” I told him to listen to his doctor! Anyway, one day I was just worn out. I felt like I was on the verge of tears, for no reason at all. I should have stayed home at the convent. But I went into the hospital anyway. The first person to welcome me in was a woman in her late 70s. I don’t know what she was in for. It was not my business to ask. But she seemed like she had been in the hospital for a while. I had talked to sad elderly ladies before. But this lady seemed to be at peace. She was happy to have a visitor, but not because she was desperate for one. She just seemed like a nice lady who liked people. She asked me about who I was and what I was doing. We talked about my faith journey, and she seemed to have her own spiritual life, but didn’t need to gush about it. At a certain point in our conversation, I realized that she ministering to me, and not the other way around. She made me feel normal. She made me feel lovable, even if I wasn’t saving the world. I went to that hospital to help people. But I was the one getting helped. It was like with my little ESL friend. I am the teacher and am supposed to be helping her. But when she held my hand, she was the one helping me.

After my visit with the elderly lady, I sought out some familiar patients and then called it quits early. I was a volunteer. And I didn’t think I should try to be anything special for anyone that day.

But I didn’t feel guilty about my conversation with the elderly lady. That is life. Sometimes you help someone. Sometimes someone helps you. Sure, she helped me a lot on that day. But I got the sense that she was happy to help, as if it allowed her to feel normal again. I think that she saw someone who needed motherly love that day, and it probably felt good for her to fulfill that need. I lost my mother when I was 16. So, motherly love came rarely in my adult life. I guess I didn’t realize how much I needed it until that day.

I had been working on this post for a few days and was going to publish it today, regardless. But today happens to be Mother’s Day. So, I am glad to share that story today.

Eight minutes to count from 160 to 161.

One day, as I walked outside to supervise recess in the kindergarten yard, one of my students ran up to me and said, “Mr Monk, I can count to one hundred and sixty.” “Wow”, I said. “That is a big number!” I didn’t ask him to prove it. I was looking around, trying to locate the kids I needed to keep an eye on (for safety). The boy ran away to play with friends. Eight minutes later, the boy ran up to me again and said, “One hundred and sixty-one now.” Did it take him eight minutes to realize that the next number after 160 is 161? And, why did he then stop at 161 and not keep counting to, say, 170?

The people with the strongest faith in God usually have the least faith in their own opinions. That is not to say that they are indecisive. It means that they are self-aware. They know that they aren’t always right. So, they take time and reflect on and evaluate their beliefs and opinions.

The boy who counted to 161 is not stupid. He is, in fact, very bright. But he is only 4 years old and there are a lot of concepts to learn. Firstly, not every child understands the concept of infinity, i.e. that a person can keep on counting forever. Some kids might think of counting numbers like they are words in a song: you say this word then that word then that word, etc. Maybe the boy had been taught how to count to 160 but not further than that. Maybe it took a while for it to dawn on him that he could keep counting by himself. He would have also needed to recognize the pattern that numbers that end in “ty” (20, 30, 40, etc) are always followed by numbers that end it “ty one” (21, 31, 41). Kids at that age don’t have such a firm concept of tens. For all he knew, 160 could have been followed by 165, 168, or “one hundred and sixty eleven”. So, it makes sense that he took eight minutes to figure out how to count from 160 to 161. He was probably thinking things through, very carefully.

I was talking to my father recently about the state of the Catholic church. There is a shortage of priests, yes, but we agreed that that is just a symptom of the overall lack of participation in the church. My dad cited examples of some of our family members who don’t go to church. They believe themselves to be good people, and so they don’t see the need to go to church. They ARE good people. But it is dangerous to believe too much in one’s own goodness. History has shown us terrible examples of people who did horrific things, all while believing themselves to be right.

That is not to say that everyone needs to go to church or else they will become a bad person. I just think that it is shame that people think they don’t need God. They are closing themselves off from the best part of life, in my opinion.

I know that, often, the church experience is not as inspiring as it could be. But overall life is brighter with religion in it.

It took me a long time to realize the value of going to church. I was (and still am) an arrogant man. When I joined the religious order, I thought that I had more to offer it than it had to offer me. Like many people today, I thought: “I’m good” and so I didn’t need church.

Religious life was a humbling experience. God held a mirror up to my face and I realized that no, I am, in fact, not good. People hear religious teachings, and they think, “Yeah, yeah, golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, be good… I got it.” But what happens when you encounter people who do not live and act the way that you live and act? How do you react? Are you nice to the people you don’t like? In religious life I found out that I was terribly judgmental. I looked down on many of the brothers in the order. I thought some lazy, others dimwitted, others selfish, others vane. I had no sympathy for them. I did not value them. I did not recognize their dignity as children of God. I was an arrogant jerk to some people. And, it took me a long time to realize it. The golden rule is not nearly as easy as people think. That is why the holiest people are the most careful and reflective. They are always asking themselves if they are truly doing the best that they can.   

Religious life involves a lot of prayer, reading, studying, and discussion. In addition to the bible and the Breviary, we also read from the writings of saints. Almost every day I was bombarded with teachings about being humble, nonjudgmental, compassionate, and loving. I had to accept the harsh truth that it was I that needed to change, not those other brothers that I looked down upon.

Maybe the 4-year-old boy in my class was very proud of his ability to count to 160 and so he got caught up in savoring his accomplishment. Maybe he went around telling everyone that he could count to 160. Maybe it took him a while to realize that he could go further.

My life experience had been transformed by faith and spirituality. I had been depressed and unhealthy. But after finding God, and adopting a spiritually disciplined lifestyle, I had been experiencing health and happiness. I was very proud of how my life had been transformed by faith. I thought that I had already changed as much as I needed to change. So, I thought that the next step for me was to affect that change on the rest of the world. It took me a long time to realize that I needed to keep working on myself. 160 is just one point on a number line that goes on forever. Likewise, I joined the religious order at one point in my spiritual journey. I had to keep going. I still need to keep going!

I told ai, “create an image of a number line from zero to God”. This is what it came up with.

When the boy told me he could count to 161, I thought of next steps. Whenever I think that I know the next step in my life, I am almost always wrong. I almost never know what is best for me. I get stuck at a certain point, unable to move forward, like the boy stuck at 160. It is a repeating pattern in my life. I get stuck until I give up and say, “God, I don’t know what to do. I need your help.” That is when things work out for me. I place my trust in God, and I stop trying to figure everything out myself. That is the only next step that I can recommend to anyone in life.

Once, in religious life, I was staying at a foreign convent for a while and there was a lot of tension and resentment with some of the brothers. At one point, after weeks of being preoccupied with thoughts of anger and resentment, I broke down and literally cried to God, “Is this all that I am? Judgment, anger, and hate?” That was the most humbling and liberating moment of my journey with the brothers. That was the final tumble from off my high horse. After that I prayed only for help to forgive, love, and get along with the other brothers. And, that is exactly what I received from God. We started getting along. We started having warm and friendly interactions. I started to understand them. I started to love them. And, though I eventually did leave so that I could pursue my current vocation of marriage, fatherhood, and teaching, I still think fondly of all the brothers. I go and visit them when I can. I hope that we all continue to progress on our journey to the infinite.  

Blobs with arms: The impossibility of describing God

“Do you have hair?” This was coming from the boy staring directly at me from across the table. “I have some hair”, I said. The boy looked down at his drawing and added three short vertical lines coming up from the roundish head/body which represented me. It had legs and arms, all of which were angled at 90 degrees at the joints. It had a smile and two eyes. “I’m almost done. I just need to do your moustaches.” He squinted at me, then added three short vertical lines coming down from the chin, which was the bottom of the head/body.

My wife once asked me how I introduce the concept of God to kindergarteners. It is tough. Once I tried to tell the kids that God is always there for us, even though we can’t see him. A little girl put up her hand and said, “God is eating his lunch in his office.” Most kids are not quite that “Out to lunch”, but it is still hard for them to understand God.

Explaining who God is and what he does is a lot like trying to sketch a portrait of someone when you have the skills of a 4 year old. (I appreciated his sketch, BTW.) I do believe that many people have close relationships with God, by way of which they come to understand him very well. (God is not shy. He does not hide from us. It is usually a case of our egos closing us off from God.) But when it comes to describing God, the pictures we create are about as accurate as the minion-resembling sketch that boy made of me. Those who are humble and faithful have felt the grace, peace, and love of God in their hearts. Those who are bold in their faith have experienced little miracles, and moments of togetherness with God. But any attempt to describe God and his activities in detail leaves one confused. There are big questions that are hard to answer. I am sure that you can think of many examples of such questions.

This isn’t THE drawing that he did. But it is similar.

I find that God does not work by giving us intellectual understanding. God works in the moment. He works through us and speaks through us when we turn to him in our greatest need. I’ll give an example: I was once having a hard time with one of the brothers in my order. It was COVID and we were all struggling. He was a superior, and he was used to preaching to small crowds, and directing the operations of the convent and chapel. All of that stopped during COVID so, whether he realized it or not, he switched to preaching at us and micromanaging the younger brothers. We had butted heads over a few things and there was festering resentment between us. One of the great things about living in a religious community is that you are always reading about, and hearing about virtue. Our communal prayer book, itself, was telling me that I needed to forgive the guy. And, I knew it. The resentment was bad. It hurt my heart. I wanted peace. So, I prayed for help to get along with the guy. I prayed A LOT for help to get along with the guy. Then one evening I walked by the door to the kitchen and saw him inside. I could have walked past but instead I stopped. I walked in, filled the kettle, and just stood there, facing him while I waited for the water to boil. He started talking. He was muttering, really. It was just small talk about his day and some of the challenges imposed by COVID. I tried to just listen and be polite. His body language changed. He seemed to loosen up. He started talking to me more, and I responded, trying to be as friendly as possible. He started smiling. He became warm and friendly. We ended up talking for a while. After that, things got much better between us. We made peace, and it was a great weight off my heart. All of this happened on its own. God didn’t tell me what to do or say. I didn’t go down to the kitchen with a play book. I went down there with a willingness to let the Holy Spirit in. I walked my body into the kitchen but left my ego at the door.

The bible describes the Holy Spirit like wind (John 3:8) not like a jar full of air. The Holy Spirit is dynamic. It is not something that one can find, hold, and keep. One must surrender to its action. Things go best for me when I ask God for help and then trust that He WILL help me.

This is how ai thinks God looks, apparently. It is better than a blob-man, at least.

Kindergarten students do not ask very complicated questions about God, spiritual philosophy, and metaphysics. So, that saves me from having to try to explain things which are beyond human understanding (thus making blob-man pictures). When I was younger, I used to be very interested in the complicated spiritual philosophy questions. Now I am more concerned with day-to-day life. I want to be patient, kind, selfless, and loving with my students, my coworkers, and my wife. I am not thinking about what will happen after I die. I am thinking about today, tomorrow, and next week. Sometimes, as a teacher, I don’t know what to do. So, I pray for help. Then, when I am in the moment, I find that I somehow do the right thing, without thinking about it. God doesn’t tell me what to do. I just place my full trust in him, I make room for his grace, and then good things happen.

I think that the main thing that I need to teach kindergarteners is to trust God. I tell them that God is their friend, and they can always ask him for help. They can ask him for help to calm down, or to feel less afraid, or for help getting along with others.

That is my advice for adults as well: trust God and ask him for help. God will help us exactly as much as we let him.  

The ego of man is like underwear on the floor.

There was a day when, if you had walked into our Kindergarten area, you might have thought we were running a literal s***show. Three steps inside the doorway there was a pair of white underwear laying on the floor, looking pretty dirty. A kid had walked in with their backpack unzipped and a spare pair of underwear had fallen on the floor and the kid had refused to pick it up. Teachers had asked them to pick it up several times, but they refused, not because it was underwear, but because they are defiant to almost all requests and directions. They leave their stuff everywhere and refuse to pick it up. It is a control and attention thing. The kid isn’t in my class, but I see them often enough. The underwear had been clean when it landed on the floor, but after it had been stepped on and kicked a few times, it looked soiled. We, the educators, decided that none of us were going to pick it up for the kid. We didn’t pick up their gloves when they tossed them on the ground, so we weren’t going to pick up the underwear either. At the end of the day, the underwear was swept up and thrown out. If the parents ask where they went, somebody will tell them how many times the student was asked to pick it up.

In my first two years of Kindergarten, I told my friends and family that some of my students were “ego monsters”. Everything had to be about them. They sought one-on-one attention at all times, by any means necessary, including violence. They had little to no patience. They were loud and defiant. They were quick to anger, loath to share, and difficult to deal with 98% of the time. Eventually, while taking a course online, I read about attachment theory and suddenly those kids made sense to me. (Basically, attachment theory says that if the primary care giver (usually the mom) is attentive and responsive to a child’s needs, is calm, kind, and caring, and is consistent and predictable, then the kid will feel secure in life and be able to handle stresses and disappointments. But if the primary care giver is inconsistent, unreliable, inattentive, preoccupied, emotionally unstable, unkind, too demanding, etc, then the kid is … well… going to be difficult for teachers to work with. Let’s just say that.) Once you learn what the rest of a kid’s life is like, their behaviour at school always makes sense. It is good to learn as much as you can about difficult children because it helps you to be more patient and compassionate with them.

Image taken from Ontario Counselling and Psychotherapy website. https://ocpsychotherapycentre.com/attachment-theory/

I often hear people talking about certain public figures as being narcissists, sociopaths, or megalomaniacs, etc. They talk about those people as if they are jerks who should know better. But I see those personality traits already manifesting in Kindergarteners. You can learn a lot about the human ego by working with kids. I have to look my own ego in the mirror every day as well. There have been times when I have pushed too hard for things to go my way, or for a kid to accomplish a certain task. I have inadvertently caused emotional meltdowns by being insensitive. Teaching kindergarten is a very humbling experience and, deep down, I am very grateful that my job does not permit me to be a jerk without consequences.

During my Novitiate (official year of training for life in a Roman Catholic religious order), I volunteered at a day center for adults with special needs. I really enjoyed my time with the clients. They were positive, gentle, warm, sincere, and humble. They were a tight knit group who loved and supported each other. It was great to hear them tease each other like family. Sure, they struggled with things like mental math and they were naïve in some ways. They all had disabilities which prevented them from being able to work or live independently. Many had down syndrome. One was severely autistic. One had been choked by the umbilical cord in the womb. One had suffered a head injury in a car accident. But I didn’t think of them as being less than I was. They were gentle, humble, loving, and peaceful. They had the qualities of greatness that I admire in a person.

One of the favourite activities of the clients was the bi-weekly trip to a local farm where they would help feed the animals, clear deadfall from the fields, and help the farmer however they could. I realized that the clients do not often get to feel useful, and contribute in concrete, practical ways. They were dependent on their families and the professionals at the center. They didn’t get the same feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction that fully-able people get from working and being independent. I felt very sorry for the clients in that respect. At the time, I was also struggling with the feeling of uselessness, and guilt from not contributing to society.  

But with greater ability and greater accomplishments there is the risk of greater pride, and a bigger ego. And, what I observe with kindergarten students is that the ego, when running rampant, has a divisive, isolating effect. The ego pushes others away. It is unpleasant to be around an egotist. And, because they only care about themselves, they rarely develop true, deep connections with others. Egotists want to set themselves apart as being better than everyone else. I know that my ego caused me to close myself off from relationships for a long time.

Everyone has an ego. My Guru said that if the ego was stripped away, we would be one with God. So, the only reason we have our individual existence is because of our ego. He said that when God truly wants to bless someone, he humbles their pride.

Our society idolizes athletes, entertainers, influencers, and rich entrepreneurs. I think that the clients at the day center in Ireland are closer to God and are probably happier. They might not be able to reflect on their abilities, accomplishments, and possessions and say that they are satisfied. But it seemed to me that they had more peace and love in their hearts on a daily basis than most fully-able people. I can tell you that, in Kindergarten, the kids who try hardest to control everything and make everything go their way are the most miserable. It is a pitiable existence full of envy, jealousy, brooding, conflict, and disappointment. In that respect, when I see some of these ego maniacs in the news, I have less hate for them and more pity.  

Luckily in kindergarten we are getting them early. By being attentive, responsive, compassionate, firm, but always fair, we can help kids learn to think in new ways, and change their perspective on both the world and themselves. I’m not so sure about the 78-year-olds on TV though. It might be too late for them.

Flexibility, Forgiveness, and a Flying Starfish

“Mr Monk, watch this!” At first, I thought that she (one of my SK students) was going to do a cartwheel. She ran and jumped sideways into the air, her arms were out like a star fish, but she wasn’t quite rotating enough to do one of those hands-free cartwheels that the gymnasts do. She had gotten up into the air, and somehow her body had rotated to be upside down, but it had stopped rotating there, and I was now looking at a little girl, flying upside down, arms and legs out like starfish, smiling like a sea sponge. My heart lurched. Down she came on her neck, and when she hit the ground she bounced like a soccer ball before tumbling over into a seated position. I ran to comfort the now crying girl, who I assumed was gravely injured. I called for first aid, we got her inside and checked her out, and her mom came and picked her up to take her to the hospital. She was back at school the next day.

Little kids are remarkably tough and quick to recover. In the winter, I sometimes give a play-by-play commentary on the various slips and falls we see on the yard, except that I am commenting on what would happen to my colleagues and I if we fell the same way as the kids. “Broken wrist… broken hip… torn groin muscles… paralyzed… dead” I swear, some of the falls would kill me. A lot of it is that the kids are more flexible. But also, they don’t fall with as much weight as adults do.

Kids aren’t just physically flexible; they are mentally and emotionally flexible. I had a student who struggled to “enter play” with other kids. That means that if other kids were playing and he wanted to join, his approach was loud, abrasive, and often destructive. He wanted everything to be his way, and so he would smash what others made so he could take over the play area. If people were playing a game, he would rush in, yelling loud in their faces. He was brilliant, but obviously not “neurotypical” (meaning that he didn’t think like the majority of people think.) At a certain point in the year, he fixated on two girls and basically harassed them. Wherever they went, he ran around in front of them and got into their faces. He tried to grab them both in a bear hug, he tugged at their sleeves, he made loud nonsensical vocalizations in their faces. They tried to get away from him, they tried telling him to stop and leave them alone, but he kept following them. They came to educators for help, and we literally had to pull the guy away for the girls to get some peace. We couldn’t reason with him. His eyes never left the girls, and he didn’t stop trying to reach for them even as we pulled him away. It continued for days. At one point the guy hit one of the girls, hard, in the face, out of the frustration of being rejected. The girl’s parents were so mad that they threatened to call the police.

We, the educators, can’t lock kids in a cage. We couldn’t incarcerate the guy. In cases like that we have to stay close to the kid, monitor every situation, and try to guide/steer them towards appropriate behaviour. That is what we did with that guy. We kept him away from those two girls for a while. Often it meant that I had to shuffle my feet, like a basketball player on defense, to keep my body between him and them.

As expected, the girls were on alert anytime the guy was nearby. But over time, (not a very long time) they must have watched the guy enough to realize that he wasn’t truly malicious. Somehow, they saw innocence in him, even at a time when the educators were struggling to find compassion for him. If an adult man had behaved the same way towards an adult woman (let alone two), and there had been witnesses, the police would have been involved, and he would have been locked up. If there had not been witnesses, then it would have been harder to prove, but one thing is for sure: the woman would label the guy as a jerk (rightfully so), a creep (matches the description) and they probably would have avoided him for the rest of their life (with good cause.) But in this case, after only a week or two, the girls somehow got over their anger and fear, and they started giving the guy a chance. First, they tolerated him playing near them. Then they allowed him to play beside them. And then one day I saw the boy and the girl who had been hit in the face, playing together in the sandbox. They were actually working together, using bowls and kitchen utensils to make a structure out of the sand. I said, in surprise, “It is so nice to see you to working together so well!” The little girl looked at me and said, nonchalantly, “We’re friends now.”

My Guru said that children are closest to God. Yes, they are flexible. Not only are they physically flexible but their minds are still creating new neuropathways, allowing them to think in new ways all the time. They are not at all stuck in their ways like adults. I mentioned that they fall with less weight. That could be an analogy for the ego. With their egos being less established, they don’t take as much offense, and they get over things quicker. But maybe it is more than that. Maybe they are literally closer to God. Maybe their consciousness (their ways of thinking and feeling) more closely resembles the consciousness of God than our adult consciousness. Those two little girls forgave and accepted the guy faster than we, the educators, did. And we weren’t even the real victims of his behaviour.

A mini kindergarten miracle happened after that day. Once those girls forgave and accepted the guy, he dropped his fixation with them. I realized that he was fixated on them because he wanted to be accepted and approved by them, and he couldn’t get over the rejection. Over the course of that year, we realized that when at least some of the students accepted that guy and regarded him like a friend, he behaved well and was easy to work with. But when his behaviour wore out everyone’s nerves and they started telling him to go away all the time, he became extremely hard to work with, to the point that an adult had to literally be within arm’s length of him at all times, usually in a one-on-one setting*. It showed that the guy, deep down, just wanted to be accepted and loved. Yes, he wanted everything to be about him. He wanted it all to be his way, on his schedule, with him in control. But his strongest desire was to be loved and accepted. That is a comforting thought: the deepest and strongest desire in people is not for control, recognition, wealth, or anything else. The strongest desire, at the root of everything else, is the desire to be loved and accepted. And it took a pure hearted child to show me that.

* This is an example of “negative attention seeking”, where a kid will act out just because it gets them attention from an adult. Sometimes they go to extremes of noise/violence so that they end up in one-on-one situations with an adult, which, I think, is what they crave.

Getting fatter, yes… but there is growth to celebrate

“A hundred!” The kids were trying to guess how old I was. It was my birthday in my first year of teaching kindergarten, and I was turning 38. The ECE in the classroom, my teaching partner, was 52. “Try to guess who’s older, me or him!” she challenged the kids. “Oh, Mr. Monk is older for sure!” they said. The ECE grinned ear to ear. I didn’t take any offense. The first five months of kindergarten had taken years off my life. I started the year with a more-or-less full head of hair, with a normal hairstyle. But by December the top had thinned so much that when I went to a barber and said, “Do whatever you think will look best.” he gave me a comb-over. The next day I went somewhere else and got it buzzed off. Now my only choice for haircuts is between a 1 and a 1.5 adapter on the clippers.

Anyway, with the bald head and salt and pepper beard, I couldn’t blame the kids for assuming that I was the elder between myself and the E.C.E. When she told them that she was, in fact, 14 years older than me, they were dumbfounded. “But he is taller!” one boy yelled out.   

It makes sense that a kindergarten kid would assume that people keep getting taller as they age. In their families, the older you are, the taller you are. So, I explained to the kids that people only keep growing taller until they are about 17 years old and then they stop growing. While the kids were processing that, a little boy with big eyes and a frown on his face said, in a deadpan shout, “My dad’s not getting taller… he’s just getting fatter.”

I imagine that being in kindergarten must feel like a magical experience, where the world is full of endless possibilities. At that age there is constant growth. Day by day and week by week kindergarten students are getting bigger, stronger, smarter, and better at everything they do. Can’t print any letters? You will learn one today. Can’t hold scissors well enough to cut paper? By Christmas you will be cutting out shapes. Don’t have any friends? Give it three days. Don’t know how to wipe your own bum?... umm… ask your dad. I’m busy.

Kindergarten kids are constantly encountering new things, trying something for the first time, and seeing their skills develop before their eyes. It must be an age of optimism. A lot of kids retain that optimism as they get older. But by grade 8, I notice a lot more pessimism. Some kids have experienced too much personal failure.

Adults have optimism as they move “up the ladder” at work, build personal wealth, buy houses, have children, plan for retirement, etc. But I think that many people lose their optimism at certain points in their lives. I lost my optimism just when I had finally achieved long term stability at work and at home. I had everything that I wanted: an amazing wife, a stable and rewarding career, a house that we could kind-of afford and wasn’t completely collapsing. But my day-to-day life wasn’t balanced. We were watching too much TV (as an escape from thoughts of work), I was drinking too often (to reward myself), and I was suffering mental, emotional, and physical ill-effects. For 15 years I lived a life of prayer, abstinence, and discipline. I suppose that it was natural for the pendulum to eventually swing the other way. But the “fall from grace” was hard. Not only did I lose my peace of mind and positivity, I also lost a big part of my ego identity. The spiritual life has always had real benefits. But I also derived much pride and satisfaction from my efforts and progress. I thought of myself as a spiritual mountain climber. When all that crumbled, I had a mini crisis of identity, and I had to evaluate my purpose and goals in life. I was as special as I thought I was. I was a normal stressed-out guy, drinking craft beer and watching series on Netflix. It was very humbling.

It can be hard to sit before God, with your entire mind, heart, and history laid bare. I used to spend a good amount of time praying everyday. I never felt any shame before God because I truly believed that I was doing the very best that I could. Students are always eager to show someone their work when they are proud of what they did. But if they are ashamed of their work (or lack thereof) they avoid attention. When people are ashamed of themselves, it can be hard to talk to God. Some people would rather ‘fly under the radar’, and let God do his thing without bothering him. I eventually realized that I was in a rut and had to go back to prayer. I missed the peace of mind and natural positivity that comes from spending time with God. My need for peace eventually outweighed my shame. And, after I processed the humbling truth that I was not so special, I realized that I really missed God. So, I made up my mind and, with the support of my wife, I began sitting down in a quiet room to pray again. Once I did, I found that God ran out to embrace me just like the father does in the parable of the prodigal son.

AI made this image for me. Pretty cool, eh? I didn’t need the briefcase, but oh well.

For a kindergartener, there is always visible/tangible progress. I believe that if we examine our lives carefully, we will see that we continue to develop and progress all through life. Even my “fall from grace” was a necessary stage of development. At the time I felt like I was going backwards, but with God, no time is wasted. Wise and holy people have told me that everything in life is either a blessing or a lesson, and every lesson is a blessing. In my case, when I was humbled, I let go of some pride, and I learned to focus on what I truly wanted in life, which is peace and love, not pride and exaltation. I came out of it as a purer version of myself.

What aspects of your life are you ashamed of? Are there any changes that you want to make? Do you feel like you have already lost too much time? Try talking to God. Maybe everything in your life has helped prepare you for this moment.